Why do women wear evening gowns to night clubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why is it that at a bargain sale the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits is the one not on sale? (Contributed by Don Woods)
Why do long dresses make women look shorter when short dresses make men look longer? (Contributed by Brandon L. Martin)
If someone tells you your dress is slenderizing, does that mean they think you're fat? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Why does a woman get miffed when she sees another woman at a party wearing the same dress as her? Shouldn't she be flattered? (Contributed by Janis G.)
How come when you wear an expensive new dress no one says a thing? But when you wear a no name, inexpensive dress that is 20 years old, compliments abound? (Contributed by Ralph)