If you shoot deer in deer season can you shoot tourists in tourist season? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why do people who hunt turkeys spend tons of money on decoys bird callers guns ammo camouflage etc. when they can buy the bird cheaper at the store ? (Contributed by Don F.)
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why does the NRA want hunters to be able to carry armor piercing ammo? Are deer being issued flack vests? (Contributed by Mark Demucha)
Was the concept of farming created by tired hunters with sore feet? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
Why do some hunters buy camouflage wallets? If they happened to lose it in the woods then they really would be hunting wouldn't they? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
Why do hunters spend hundreds of dollars to buy camouflage equipment then wear a bright orange hat? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
Why can you kill a deer and put it's head on your wall, but you can't keep one as a pet? (Contributed by Charles L.)
How come wild animals can hunt and kill other animals and its called nature but when humans shoot an animal its called evil? (Contributed by Henry Evans)
Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them? (Contributed by T.M.)
When man calls an animal 'vicious', doesn't he usually mean that it will defend itself when he tries to kill it? (Contributed by EM)
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? (Contributed by BC)
Why do people think that deer are dumb? Don’t the hunters have to put on camouflage suits, hide in trees, bait them and use telescopic sights to kill them? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
What is so difficult about deer hunting? All you have to do is hide near any country road and make car sounds, right? Won’t the deer then come running out of the woods? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
When ghost hunters die, do they hunt themselves? (Contributed by Amber, Sara, Miranda, and Clarissa)
Why do deer hunters have to buy a license? Don’t drivers kill more deer than hunters do? And drivers don’t have to buy a hunting license, do they? (Contributed by Will)
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? (Contributed by SQ)
To be sure of hitting the target, should you shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target? (Contributed by Ashleigh B)
Why do you need a hunting license in California to buy a mousetrap? (Contributed by Don F)