If the masses of the world are so poor who owns all the cars? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why are poor crazy people called insane while rich crazy people are called eccentric? (Contributed by J.J.)
Can you be richly poor? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
If you were really really poor could you pay attention? (Contributed by Jason Q)
Wouldn't the poor not lack anything if they weren't so numerous? (Contributed by Theodor Nickel)
Do poor kids have to use a jack because they can't afford a john? (Contributed by Sheryl McGinnis)
Why is it that when the poor steal from the middle class it's called robbery and when the middle class steal from the rich it's called embezzlement but when the rich steal from the poor it's called Business? (Contributed by Anonymous)
Why do street people have such a thing for pushing around shopping carts with those terrible little wheels? Wouldn't it be smarter to steal say golf carts or ride'em lawnmowers or something? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
How do you tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person? (Contributed by Katie M.)
How can you help the homeless when they're never home? (Contributed by Lenny Clarke)
Why don't homeless people go live in 24 hour Wal-Marts? Everything you could ever need is in there, isn't it? (Contributed by Ryan)
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Why do some people using foodstamps buy more expensive things than working folk do? Isn't it common sense to bargain shop if you're poor? (Contributed by Lauri D.)
Why are homeless people called homeless when the street is their home? (Contributed by Janis G.)
Do homeless people have turf wars? (Contributed by Janis G.)
Why do the poor people begging on the street corners have such huge dogs to feed? (Contributed by Janis G.)
How come we never see homeless people in the country? (Contributed by George Wallace)
Why is it okay for Robin Hood to steal from the rich and give to the poor but not okay for the poor to steal for themselves? (Contributed by Sammie)
Why do people bring one can of food to a food drive? Do you think that maybe we need to be taking food to them? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
How come there is no limit as to how bad things can get? (Contributed by Don F.)
Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents? (Contributed by Anon)