Why do floorboards creak only after midnight? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you always think there's still one more step? (Contributed by Dan B.)
Is it possible to fall off the floor? (Contributed by Don Woods)
What is the point of brick wallpaper? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
Why is it called drywall when it's so messy putting up? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
What's the point of trying to match up wallpaper? Won't there always be at least one place where it doesn't match up? (Contributed by Linney and April)
If the walls have ears why aren't they clearly marked? Isn't the last thing you want to do be to puncture an eardrum when you're hanging up a picture? (Contributed by Paul P.)
If you painted all the walls of your room with glow-in-the-dark paint and then turned off all the lights so it glowed would the room really be dark? And if it wasn't dark why would the walls be glowing? (Contributed by Laurel)
Who or what comes into my house and makes all of my pictures crooked? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
How come children never seem to spill things on a dirty floor? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
Does anyone have soft wood floors? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Can you get cornered in a round room? (Contributed by Dennis)
When you're sitting on the upstairs floor, aren't you really sitting on the downstairs ceiling? (Contributed by Pearl)