Why do mattresses have springs if they aren't made for jumping on? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
Why do we call it a bedroom if a bed is not the only thing that is in there? (Contributed by Juneisy)
If you put beer in a water bed does it make it a foam mattress? (Contributed by Computer Facts Co.)
If your bedroom is down the hall and to the left how can you go right to bed? (Contributed by Ha!)
Why can't you remove those warning tags from mattresses? (Contributed by Angiree16)
Why does the sun always rise in the baby's bedroom window? (Contributed by Don Woods)
If you don't want to sit in your living room all day watching TV, why don't you move the TV into the bedroom? (Contributed by Aditya)
If your bed is up against the wall, how can you get out of bed on the wrong side? (Contributed by Wendi)
Why do they call them TWIN beds when they are single? (Contributed by Valerie)
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Why are mattress and box-springs sold as sets? Do box-springs wear out? Any why do they have to make them pretty? (Contributed by Janis G.)
Why do people make their beds? Wouldn't it be easier to buy one? (Contributed by Ann & Sam)
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? (Contributed by C.T.)
Why is a bed the only thing that can be 'queen size'? And shouldn't a single bed be called 'knave size'? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
Why don't they make king-size beds perfectly square so you don't have to guess which way to put on the fitted bottom sheet? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
Why is it that when our parents pull us out of bed in the morning, they complain that we got out of the wrong side of the bed if we are in a bad mood? Shouldn’t they blame themselves since they determined which side of the bed we got out of? (Contributed by Samantha U.)
How come feminists haven’t complained about the term 'master' bedroom? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
If we're not supposed to have pillow fights, why do they call them throw pillows? (Contributed by Ralphie)
Isn’t any closet a walk-in closet? (Contributed by Vaiden)
Don’t you know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner? (Contributed by BP)