Last Updated on 23-Nov-2021
Category: Events
Topic: Halloween

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1. Why do some cemeteries have a sign that reads 'One Way - Do Not Enter' ? (Contributed by Lynn S.)
2. Why do they put locks on cemetery gates? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
3. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattressess? (Contributed by oalami)
4. Why is it that we never see ghosts of lower life forms? (Contributed by oalami)
5. Is it true you can make a witch scratch by taking away her 'w'? (Contributed by mervyn)
6. Do ghosts drink evaporated milk? (Contributed by mervyn)
7. Do witches stay home on weekends or do they go away for a spell? (Contributed by mervyn)
8. Do cemeteries have fences around them because people are dying to get in? (Contributed by mervyn)
9. Does a witch tell the time by looking at her witch watch? (Contributed by mervyn)
10. If you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter wouldn't you get Pumpkin Pi? (Contributed by mervyn)
11. Why do ghosts usually appear just before someone screams? (Contributed by mervyn)
12. Is the reason why kids sometimes dress up in Mommy's old clothes for Halloween and not Daddy's because Daddies don't have any old clothes? Aren't they still wearing them? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
13. Just who is it that models for all those Halloween Masks? (Contributed by J.J.)
14. Why aren't there any Halloween carols? (Contributed by Gregory Lam)
15. Why is it that nobody ever dresses up as Santa Claus on Halloween? (Contributed by Kerry L.)
16. If skeletons had a beauty contest, would 'no body' win? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
17. Does Dracula keep his wife awake all night because of his coffin? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
18. How come ghosts can walk through walls, but don't fall through the floor? (Contributed by Mossa)
19. Would a dyslexic witch use a magic spell checker? (Contributed by T. Hinde)
20. Why are there always more Twizzlers and Jawbreakers in trick-or-treat bags than Butterfingers or Kit-Kats? (Contributed by Jonathan)
21. Why exactly did that witch have an oven in her gingerbread house? Doesn't gingerbread burn easily? And what does she do when it rains? Don’t you think there are better building materials out there for her to make her house out of? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
22. If there were three witches watching three watches, which witch watches which watch? (Contributed by The Shadow Fox)
23. How come Halloween is celebrated at night but Christmas and Easter are celebrated in the morning? (Contributed by Laura)
24. How come adults tell children not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, they encourage it? (Contributed by H.R.)
25. Why is it that, on halloween when you say trick or treat, they never say trick? (Contributed by Non)
26. When a witch in flight is angry will she "fly off the handle" and crash? (Contributed by Doel N.)
27. Why do ghosts wear clothes? Do your clothes die when you die? What if someone dies in a shower? Could they become a naked ghost? (Contributed by Tom)
28. Do people in prison celebrate Halloween? If so how? (Contributed by CT)
29. If vampires don't breath, how do they talk? (Contributed by Ralphie)
30. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart? (Contributed by SQ)
31. Should people who eat maple syrup be referred to as vampires? Isn’t it tree blood that they are actually eating? (Contributed by Thinkies)
32. If you crossed a vampire and a teacher, would you get lots of blood tests? (Contributed by Old Tymes)
33. Would a vampire ever have a steak sandwich for lunch? (Contributed by Old Tymes)
34. If Dracula had a pet dog, would he choose a bloodhound? (Contributed by Old Tymes)
35. Do skeletons order spare ribs at a restaurant? (Contributed by Old Tymes)
36. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? (Contributed by Pat F)
37. The light of the moon is just a reflection of the sun, right? So how come vampires don’t burn in the night? (Contributed by OL)
38. Do you think that most ghosts might be lonely because they have no-body to love and hold? (Contributed by Ponly)
39. Do ghosts go to the bar for the boos? (Contributed by Ponly)
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