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ISSUE #327 - 04-Nov-2021

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Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Is time you enjoy wasting really wasted time?

How come the pleasure which we most rarely experience gives us the greatest delight?

Would the reason people find it so hard to be happy be that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be?

Isnít Happiness nothing more than good health and a bad memory?

Why do you need a hunting license in California to buy a mousetrap?

In Russia, homeless people must be at home after 10 pm. And just where might that be?

Why is a firefly called a firefly if it is actually a beetle?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If we all invested in a kayak, would it become a partner-SHIP?

Who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman?

What animal is the biggest party animal?

What is the most useless word?

Do you put your cereal in the bowl before the milk or the milk in the bowl before the cereal?

Where do you not mind waiting?

If you went back in time and killed one of your ancestors would you disappear the moment you killed them?

If it only takes one dollar a day to feed a child in Africa, why does it take two dollars a day to lose weight with Jenny Craig?

Have you ever gone out, and while you are out, you think, 'This is exactly why I donít go out'?

Is there a limit to how intelligent a single person can be?

What is the highest number that anyone has ever counted?

How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?

Would a bubble in space pop if you blew it?

Why are we so terrified of making mistakes if we can learn from them and improve?

Is it possible for fish to be seasick?

Would a vacuum form in your stomach if you passed gas and burped at the same time?

Is it true that if a child refuses to take a nap, it means they are resisting a rest?

Why arenít curtains double-sided so that they look good both inside and outside your house?

Why do Germans live in Deutschland while Dutch people live in Holland?

Which is larger, crocodiles or alligators?

Why don't the Jedi deactivate their lightsabers to avoid being blocked?

In World War 2, what happened to the torpedoes fired by submarines and missed? Do they float? Do the unexploded torpedoes represent a danger then and now?

Behind every great man isnít there a woman rolling her eyes?

If you are not yelling at your kids, does that mean you are not spending enough time with them?

Arenít there just two classes of travel, first class and with children?

When your children are teenagers, isnít it important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you?

Are friends Godís way of apologizing to us for our families?

Why are all the things I like to do either immoral, illegal, or fattening?

How do bankruptcy attorneys make any money?

Why are there things called unsolved mysteries? Shouldnít they all be unsolved in the first place to be called a mystery?

Who came up with names for things? Like, who stood in front of a door and said Ďhmm, this is a doorí?

Do mermaids give birth to live children or do they lay eggs?


Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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