Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:
What type of sheep does steel wool come from?
Do the people who make Poached Salmon make any money? I thought it was illegal for anyone to benefit from their crimes?
What happens if you cross a reptile with someone who is allergic to reptiles?
Why don't cat fish have kittens?
How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray?
Do crabs think we walk sideways?
If northern birds fly south for the winter, where do the southern birds go?
How much can a woodchuck chuck if the wood was wet?
Why do some restaurants have a sign that says 'All-day breakfast served 8.30 - 10.30 only'?
If there are right and left shoes why aren't there right and left socks?
If you buried a lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?
Can a teacher give a homeless student homework?
If there is a middle school and then a high school, why isn't elementary school actually called low school?
If there's a microphone and a mega phone what ever happened to the average phone?
Did you know that every 10 minutes, another plant or animal life form becomes extinct?
Why do some people think that water is fresh? Aren't the hydrogen molecules in water 14 billion years old? They were created at the same time as the universe weren't they?
Aren't the best birthdays of all those that haven't arrived yet?
If aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are we scared of them?
If a tomato is a vegetable, then is ketchup a smoothie?
Does beer actually taste best when drunk to the accompaniment of a certain musical tone?
Isn't a low voter turnout simply an indication of fewer people going to the polls?
When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?
Why do they put maximum weight labels on chair cushions but not on the chairs that the cushions go on?
If it is better to be strong than weak, why is 'strong language' bad?
If the past tense of sit is sat, why is the past tense of Fit not Fat?
If there is an extra small and an extra large, why aren't there extra mediums?
Why do people refer to batman as a superhero if he has no superpowers?
Who cleans Spiderman's web off the buildings?
Isn't age strictly a case of mind over matter? If you don't mind, it doesn't matter, right?
Wouldn't youth be an ideal state if it came a little later in life?
When you have your 60th birthday, aren't you just 21 with 39 years experience?
When you are over the hill don't you pick up speed?
Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?
Did you know that the only bone not broken so far during any ski accident is one located in the inner ear?
Why is it called Myspace if everybody has access to it?
When someone asks people what three things they would take to a deserted island, why doesn't anyone ever say a BOAT?
Why do they put height warning signs on bridges but not on overhead signs?
If a man is struck by lightning, does he face a battery charge?
Why do we only say we're under the weather when we're sick? We're always under the weather, aren't we?
Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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