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ISSUE #312 - 11-Feb-2012


Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

If every business in the country would hire just one new person, would there be any Unemployment?

Why can't you buy fleas at a flea market?

Why aren't Black Bears always black? And if not, then why call them Black Bears?

Why do people have to 'Bring Home the Bacon'? Could they bring Beef?

You used to be able to buy Hawaiian pineapples at grocery stores. Why is it that you can't find them anymore? Did Hawaii stop growing them?

Is there such a thing as good fruitcake?

How come at construction sites where there are pollutants of every kind in the air, they don't allow smoking?

How come in multi-level car parkades with all the dust and exhaust in the air, they don't allow smoking?

Why is there no Betty Rubble in Flintstone Chewables Vitamins?

Why will people pay top prices at privately owned companies for something they can get at a reasonable price at used shops that support charities?

Why does everyone want to pay high prices for something just because everyone else does?

If you buy yourself an expensive paper shredder, wouldn't you want to receive all the junk mail you could?

Why are there degrees of Murder? Other than self-defense, shouldn't the penalty be the same?

Do you know what your astrological sign is?

In Western movies, how come whenever anyone orders a drink at the bar, they ALWAYS have the exact change?

Why don't weathermen have windows in their offices?

When going for a CT Scan at the hospital, why do we exit the hospital faster than when we went in?

Is there really a coffee pot located in Davidson, Saskatchewan, Canada that measures 24 Feet (7.3 Meters) tall, is made of sheet metal and can hold 150,000 8 ounce cups of coffee?

In football there are quarterbacks, halfbacks, and fullbacks, right? If a fullback tackles a quarterback, does he have to make change?

Is a quarterback like a quarter horse? And for that matter, if there is a quarter horse, are there also half horses and full horses?

Isn't polo just horse hockey? And in water polo, do the horses have to know how to swim?

If airports have free internet, why do we have to pay $50 a month?

Aren't friends on Facebook but a shadow of friends in realtime?

What would happen if they had an accidental flood at a boat show?

Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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