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ISSUE #303 - 12-Sep-2010


Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Doesn't a good slogan beat a good solution?

Why is it that a dog always wants to sniff just a few more inches further than their leash will allow?

Isn't anything possible if you don't know what you're talking about?

Doesn't wisdom consist of knowing when to avoid perfection?

Doesn't everything happen for a reason?

Why is it that when a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not?

Doesn't being punctual only mean that your mistakes will be made on time?

How come the job that pays the most won't be offered until there is no time to deliver the services?

How come the person with the least experience always has the most opinions?

Doesn't the solving of a problem lie in finding the solvers?

If they can produce seedless watermelon, why can't they come up with pitless cherries?

If you lose your sense of sight, hearing and speaking you are either blind, deaf, or mute, right? But what are you if you can't taste or touch?

With all of those legal disclaimers and side effects, why would anyone want to use those drugs advertised on TV?

Is there anything more aggravating than when you iron a wrinkle INTO your shirt?

Why is it that people will spend three hours walking the aisles of a department store but whine about spending 4 minutes in line to check out because suddenly they're in a hurry?

Is there anything so small that it can't be blown out of proportion?

If you have multiple items in your pocket, how come every object has to be removed before getting the one you want?

How come if you only have one nail, it will bend?

How come every new project requires a tool that you don't have?

Is there anything that will work if it is put back together in the reverse of the way it was dismantled?

Is an informant who never produces misinformation too deviant to be trusted?

Is there anything that ruins the truth like stretching it?

If you give the devil an inch will he be your ruler?

Kindness is difficult to give away, right? Doesn't it keep coming back?

How come if there are two objects in your pocket and you try to remove either one, they both come out?

Isn't it hard to stumble when you are on your knees?

Can't a good solution be successfully applied to almost any problem?

Isn't the depth of assessment of a problem always dependent on the calibration of the mind assessing it?

Is there any problem so formidable that you can't just walk away from it?

Should we always assume that our assumption is invalid?

How come the only normal people are the ones you don't know very well?

Isn't the secret not finding the right person, but in BEING the right person?

Why do people always want to know what's over the next hill?

Excluding your body, just who are you?

Would the only time to be positive be when you are positive you are wrong?

Shouldn't there be more to life than having everything?

If the new life in Christ is the ultimate makeover then if you go to church will you get a faith lift?

How come "The Phantom of the Opera" isn't an opera?

How come there is nothing REAL about Reality TV?

Can anyone do anything these days, without a cell phone stuck to their ear?

Why are all of my "crazy busy" friends always on Facebook if they are so busy?

Since cars don't have ashtrays or cigarette lighters anymore because people stopped using them, will the next thing to disappear will be turn signals?

If your car is unreliable should you keep in the right lane just in case it quits?

How come the older you get the stronger the wind gets and its always in your face?

Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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