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ISSUE #298 - 03-Aug-2009


Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?

If Roosters crow, what do Crows do?

Why are some blackboards green?

Shouldn't American Idol have American judges?

Why isn't Squidward a squid? Or at least called Octo-something? If he was a squid, he would have ten arms, not six or eight, right?

If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves?

Why do all the evil people in Star Wars have British accents?

When a low flying plane crashes, why do some reporters say that the crash may have occurred AFTER takeoff? How could it have occurred BEFORE takeoff?

If the iPhone is so great why do most people use BlackBerrys?

How come the future just isn't what it used to be?

Don't you find it amazing that the traffic light cameras can zoom into the detail of your car tag but when a surveillance camera shows a criminal robbing a bank or clothing store, the picture is horrible?

Why do they give grants to make traffic circles, but not to fix the roads so we don't have to dodge potholes?

At what age do you tell a Highway that it was adopted?

A Gadzillion Thanks to the following Thinkers who have shared their thoughts so that we may think of them too:
Don F., Evaonne, Ralphie,
and The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com

Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
Send Contributions to: dcfowler@interbaun.com