Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:
Where do they put price stickers on non-stick pans?
When you're not in your right mind, does your left mind get pretty crowded?
Why do many people quit looking for work when they find a job?
How come there are so many flashbacks in the TV show Family Guy?
How come Earth is always saved by aliens in Dragonball Z?
An octopus has 8 tentacles, right? So how come Squidward is an octopus with 6 tentacles?
Why is the funny person mainly a stupid guy in cartoons?
Why is it when cartoon characters get into a fight, there is a big cloud surrounding them?
Does PETA spray for bugs at their headquarters?
If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?
How come when you open a can of mixed nuts, the Brazil nuts are always at the top?
How come when you eat sour candy you make weird faces?
Has anyone ever really seen a Jolly Rancher?
If you get a club soda stain on your clothes, how do you remove it?
If a battery just has to work, why pick Duracell?
Why is soap so slippery?
Why is loitering illegal? What are they going to do, throw you in jail where you can't go anywhere?
They say laughter is the best medicine, right? So who came up with the phrase, "I died laughing"?
How come villains always hesitate to kill a superhero giving them enough time to escape?
When a villain is caught and then sent to jail, how do they ever get out of jail to commit more crimes?
Where do superheros get their costumes?
If superman is an alien (he came from Krypton) then why is he called Super"man"?
There's senior citizens, so why aren't there junior citizens?
Isn't the best wood in most amateurs' golf bags the pencil?
Isn't the Evening News where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't?
Did you know that Quebec states its distinct society by its road work signs? Anywhere else in North America it's written "Construction" which also means the same thing in French and is spelled the same way. In Quebec the signs say "Travaux".
Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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