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ISSUE #293 - 15-Feb-2009


Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Don't people say that cats are independent and adaptable? So why does my cat get so upset when her food dish is moved one foot away from its present position? It goes out and hunts gophers and birds, and THEY don't stay in one place, do they?

Why is it that my toenails are so much thicker than my fingernails? Wouldn't you think it should be the other way around, since we don't really use our toenails for much?

If you stand on your head, does the peanut butter still stick to the roof of your mouth?

Did you known that 'Smart' is when you only believe half of what you hear, but 'Brilliant' is when you know which half?

How fast are radio waves?

Isn't a sigh just an amplifier for people who suffer in silence?

Isn't a New Year's resolution just something that goes in one year and out the other?

If your friend admits that they are forty, do they also say when that occurred?

Aren't Blind Dates just like chocolate? You know, they are usually chunky and they quickly disappear, right?

Why was Cupid chosen to represent Valentine's Day? When you think about romance, do you think of short, chubby toddler coming at you with a weapon?

You can say what you want about the South, but have you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north?

How heavy is the moon?

How far into space do we have to go, to be able to see the "whole" planet?

Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare, isn't it?

Why do we call them cheap politicians? Have you taken a look at your tax bills recently?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How many people have died during the Earths existence?

Is it true that wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times?

How long is a string?

How do you measure happiness?

How far away is the horizon?

Even though we think a colour is red, is it actually the same "red" to somebody else?

How wide is the Earth?

How big is the world biggest house?

Did you know that a pessimist is somebody who's afraid that somewhere, somehow, someone's having a good time?

Why do people bring one can of food to a food drive? Do you think that maybe we need to be taking food to them?

Just when you start winning the rat race, how come you always run into faster rats?

Since the weathermen so often disagree with their own computer models, why do they even have computer models?

What is the average temperature on Earth?

A Gadzillion Thanks to the following Thinkers who have shared their thoughts so that we may think of them too:
BarB, Don F., Evaonne, L.P., LAL, Pat F., Steve,
and The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com

Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
Send Contributions to: dcfowler@interbaun.com