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ISSUE #291 - 23-Dec-2008


Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, why do they play Sweet Home Alabama on the commercials?

Why do people say "Bunny Rabbit" when both words mean the same thing?

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

Why do people say "Kitty Cat" when both words mean the same thing?

Why do people say "Puppy Dog" when both words mean the same thing?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

If you dug a hole through the centre of the Earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the centre because of gravity?

Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?

Why do some Environmentalists hand out WOODEN pencils that say "Save the trees"?

Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

Do people in prison celebrate Halloween? If so how?

How come all of the planets are spherical?

Why do people refer to UFOs as aliens? Doesn't 'UFO' stand for Unidentified Flying Object? So if it's an object flying and you can't identify it then it is a UFO, right?

Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?

Why does grape flavour smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

Why do they put holes in crackers?

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

Why do people say "Jigsaw Puzzles" when both words mean the same thing?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Why do people say that they were 'literally' climbing the walls"? Were they actually climbing the walls?

At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

What is Satan's last name?

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of Siamese Twins? Who gets to be king?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

Why do people make hand gestures over the phone? Or worse, why do they nod their head over the phone?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

Do prison buses have emergency exits? And if so, why? Doesn't that defeat their purpose?

What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World were taken out of the water at the same time?

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

A Gadzillion Thanks to the following Thinkers who have shared their thoughts so that we may think of them too:
CT, Don F., Kristen, Ora, Sue, and Urboros

Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
Send Contributions to: dcfowler@interbaun.com