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1. Why is it that the shortest measurable interval of time is the time between the moment one puts a little extra aside for a sudden emergency and the arrival of that emergency? (Contributed by Don Woods)
2. Is inflation just something that allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without moving? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
3. If you borrow money from a pessimist would they expect to be repaid? (Contributed by J.J.)
4. Why do bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques? (Contributed by Raymond Jensen)
5. If David Copperfield can make the Statue of Liberty disappear why don't we ask him for help with the National Debt? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
6. If bills are rectangular how come they keep rolling in? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
7. If you're wondering what to buy for a man who has everything shouldn't you consider getting him a calendar to remind him when the payments are due? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
8. How come the U.S. Government that has squandered and mismanaged tax dollars into a $5 trillion national debt somehow feels qualified to give business advice to Microsoft one of the most successful enterprises of the century? Shouldn't it be the other way around? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
9. Why do people who can't pay their credit card bills always have a plan for dealing with the national debt? (Contributed by Juana Sanchez)
10. Is Car Sickness the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due? (Contributed by LdyChrista)
11. Isn't the only thing harder than a diamond the payments? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
12. Why do people I owe money to keep bothering me after the 'final notice'? (Contributed by B. Richards)
13. How come we yell for the Government to balance the budget, but then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
14. Is it just a coincidence that 'bet' rhymes with 'debt'? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
15. How come there are far more ways to get into debt than there are to get out of it? (Contributed by dcoble)
16. Don't birds have bills too? And they keep on singing, don't they? (Contributed by Pat Marco)
17. How come on TV we see get-out-of-debt commercials immediately followed with another on how easy it is to get a credit card? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
18. Isn't Visa everywhere you want to be, except out of debt? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
19. What does I.O.U. stand for? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
20. Why are all those people selling their yards and garages? Is the economy that bad? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
21. When they say 'instant credit', don't they actually mean 'instant debt'? (Contributed by Gus)
22. Why are nations in debt if they print their own money? (Contributed by Joey)
23. How come creditors have better memory than debtors? (Contributed by W.W.)
24. Why do credit card companies keep raising the cap on our debt? Don’t they know that as a result, we’ll spend three times the amount we can’t afford? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
25. Do money problems make you drink more coffee? (Contributed by Tom)

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