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1. Why do all the female aliens in Star Trek have two arms two legs and an urgent need to grasp at the concept that we humans call 'Love'? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. How did the Daleks conquer the galaxy when they can't climb stairs? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. In Star Trek Final Frontier why would God need a star ship? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. In all the space movies created so far when the aliens ask us where we are from why do they all know where Earth is? Is the word 'Earth' not an english word but rather a word origninating from the bowels of the universe? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Star Wars starts 'A long time ago in a galaxy far away . . .' yet everything is so futuristic. How come? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
6. We all know about the TV show Deep Space 9 but where are Deep Space 1 through 8? (Contributed by J.J.)
7. Why is it that on Star Trek all the aliens encountered from many different galaxies all speak english yet on Earth most people do not? (Contributed by Jonathan Arena)
8. In Star Wars how can Chewbacca perfectly understand English but only speak in his own dialect? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
9. Why in Sci-Fi movies do space ships all have the same orientation? You never see two ships meet in the vastness of space with one appearing upside down to the other do you? How do they know which way is up? (Contributed by Ed Ernest)
10. They have a Space Odessey 2000 but does anyone remember a Space Odessey 1000? (Contributed by MsBullet)
11. If maximum velocity in Star Wars was hyperspace and in Star Trek it was warp speed does anyone know which one was the fastest? (Contributed by Zippy)
12. Given an infinite number of geeks in an infinite number of Star Trek conventions would there be at least one life? (Contributed by Chris White)
13. If the original Star Trek is set in the 23rd century why do they still use push-buttons and toggle-switches on the control panels? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
14. Why do only the guys in red shirts get killed on Star Trek? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
15. On the Starship Enterprise when nobody is around do they all swivel around on their chairs? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
16. If Picard had a tribble would he use it for a hairpiece? (Contributed by Robert Thornton)
17. How do the universal translators on Star Trek know not to translate words with religious or other significance? (Contributed by Kylie Walker)
18. Why do the ships make noises in space movies? If there is no air, how is the sound suppose to travel? (Contributed by Algoma)
19. Star Wars the Phantom Menace, supposedly took place a long time BEFORE Star Wars. So how come technology went backwards? Afterall, didn't they go from battle droids to storm troopers and from double-edged light sabers to single-edged ones? Does this make any sense? (Contributed by Lindsey)
20. How come on Star Trek you hardly ever see an enlisted person? Isn't everyone an officer? Except for Chief O'Brian and Yeoman Rand. (Contributed by Gregg W.)
21. If Luke Skywalker was a surgeon, would Obi Wan always be telling him to use the forceps? (Contributed by Larry Hollister)
22. Why don't Wookies wear any clothes? (Contributed by Bryan Connolly)
23. What would Darth Vader sound like snoring? (Contributed by Bryan C.)
24. If Scotty's so smart, how come every time the main power goes out on the Enterprise, Captain Kirk has to tell him to switch to auxiliary power? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
25. Why didn't the Starship Enterprise have seat belts to keep the crew from being thrown about so much? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
26. How come in all the sci-fi shows and comic books, 9 out of 10 aliens speak english? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
27. Why is it that all Star Wars movies must climax over a bottomless pit? (Contributed by Hitler's Wig)
28. How could ET phone home if he doesn't have phones on his planet? (Contributed by The Pink Gorilla Girl)
29. Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force? (Contributed by Harris)
30. What would happen in a battle between a U.S.S.Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Storm Troppers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
31. If Yoda is so smart, then why hasn't he done something about his speech impediment? (Contributed by Graham)
32. In Star Wars, how come R2-D2 can understand humans perfectly but only C-3P0 can understand R2? And how come 3P0 can understand R2 anyway? (Contributed by G.G.)
33. In Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, if Padme is in Anakin's very soul, tormenting him, why does he still love her? Would you love someone that torments you? (Contributed by G.G.)
34. In the sci-fi thriller, 'Armageddon', when the giant planet killer asteroid is headed on a collision course toward Earth and a splinter fragment impacts the city of Paris, why is it that the fragment plows a huge gaping maw right up to the Cathedral of Notre Dame and then stops right there? Was there a religious metaphor there somewhere? (Contributed by Benjamin Disraeli)
35. How come daleks have a gun in one arm and a plunger on the other? Does this mean plumbers are evil? (Contributed by Mike)
36. Why didn't anyone ever need the toilet on the Starship Enterprise? (Contributed by Serra Duchi)
37. How come, in the movies, no matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged? (Contributed by Steve)
38. Why did the Federation sign a treaty with the Romulans that forbids the Federation from developing a cloaking device, but does not forbid the Romulans from using them? (Contributed by Marz)
39. Why do Klingons look nearly human in the 1960s but in the 1980s they look ugly? Does this imply that Klingons evolve really fast? (Contributed by Marz)
40. Since time travel is possible in Star Trek, why didn't they use time travel to prevent problems? (Contributed by Marz)
41. Why does the Federation allow crew member's families to live on star ships, when the other races do not? Doesn't that put Star Fleet at a disadvantage? (Contributed by Marz)
42. How can Vulcans be the most logical beings in the Universe? (Contributed by Marz)

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