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1. If aliens are really visiting the earth why are they such bad drivers? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If we encountered an alien species as intelligent as we are how would we recognize it? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Has anyone else noticed that in all cases of reported UFO sightings the aliens were all in the medical profession? How come we never hear of a reported sighting of an alien plumber? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Does the fact that intelligent life from another planet has never contacted us prove that it does exist? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
5. If Aliens exist and they have technologies far in advance of our own why would they be able to travel millions of light years across the universe unharmed only to crash on Earth? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
6. Did somebody in the future invent a time machine go back in time and visit the cavemen and tell them to draw all those pictures of men in space suites on their cave walls so that many years later they will freak out archaeologists and UFO hunters? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
7. If you're abducted by aliens for over 12 hours shouldn't you be able to claim travel expenses on your taxes? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. Why do all aliens always have such big heads? (Contributed by Tony Sanchez)
9. How come there's so much resistance to UFO research among scientists? Shouldn't research pro and con be carried out REGARDLESS of personal viewpoints? If not then it's not very good research right? (Contributed by Dr. Jamez)
10. Isn't it funny how some people think there's intelligent life on other planets? Why should other planets be any different from this one? (Contributed by Bob Monkhouse)
11. Does anybody find it odd that people who don't even know their neighbour are extremely curious to know if there's extra-terrestrial life? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
12. Why don't aliens just land on Earth if they are smarter than us? Are they afraid we might kill them? Or are we more intelligent? (Contributed by Phantom1213)
13. Why is it that UFOs always fly around at night with their lights on? Are they trying to abide by FAA regulations? (Contributed by Clement Cooley)
14. What do you call a UFO after it has landed? (Contributed by Ken Armstrong)
15. If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
16. Why should our planet be the only place that has life on it? We don't even know how big the universe is, do we? Maybe we're the only planet with life in this section of the universe, but what about the other sections? (Contributed by Madelynn)
17. Does the same force that attracts tornadoes to trailer parks cause journalists at UFO sightings to gravitate towards people wearing Star Trek uniforms? (Contributed by Stephanie Beaver)
18. Why, if there is intelligent life out there, would they be interested in sending US a signal? (Contributed by Ryan Woosley)
19. Why are aliens always portrayed as evil in the movies? How do we know that there isn't an alien out there just waiting to share the recipe for 'The Best Waffle Mix in The Universe'? (Contributed by John Gephart)
20. If UFO stands for UNIDENTIFIED Flying Object, doesn't that IDENTIFY it? If so, then it is no longer UNIDENTIFIED, right? (Contributed by Michael Snider)
21. If aliens and other beings are artificial intelligence, does that mean we are natural stupidity? (Contributed by The Wingman)
22. How do we know WE are not aliens to another planet, and they're not desperately trying to find US? (Contributed by Georgia)
23. Why do aliens always abduct stupid people? (Contributed by Steve)
24. Why is it that all the aliens in Star Trek speak English, even when there are no humans about? And how do 'new species' manage to learn English on their planet? And why is English spoken everywhere? Were the other languages wiped out? (Contributed by Loki)
25. How come nobody has ever seen a fat alien? Why are they all pale-gray and skinny? (Contributed by Don F.)
26. If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, where do aliens come from? (Contributed by N.M.)
27. Have you noticed that with the proliferation of video cameras, there are fewer and fewer reports of UFO sightings and abductions? Could it be that the Aliens are Video-Phobic? (Contributed by Rich P.)
28. If aliens are so intelligent, wouldn't you think that they would make their ships look like our airplains so it wouldn't be as noticeable when they come here? (Contributed by Sierra Clarkson)
29. Why are the only people to get a photo of an alien or UFO really bad with a camera? (Contributed by PG)
30. Why is it, in every alien movie, humans always want to make peace with the aliens? (Contributed by D.L.)
31. If there were such things as aliens, wouldn't the United States government already be giving them money for financial aid? (Contributed by Jason S.)
32. Why is it that aliens are always more intelligent than us? What if we are the more advanced species and other aliens are like cavemen or something? (Contributed by Mily)
33. What if UFO's that we see are really just probes that they sent a long time ago just like we have done, and an alien species in another galaxy see our probes and we create mass panic on another planet? (Contributed by Mily)
34. Have you ever noticed after that movie in the 1970's showing aliens with extremely large heads and eyes everyone reported aliens having extremely large eyes and heads? (Contributed by Ares)
35. If a dyslexic stargazer spots strange lights in the sky, is he seeing an OFU? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
36. When astronauts land on the moon, are they aliens? (Contributed by Sammie)

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