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Last Updated on 05-May-2013 		Category: Employment

Topic: Resume

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    1. On application forms why do they ask us who they should contact in case of an emergency? Shouldn't they always contact a Doctor? (Contributed by Don F.)

    2. When we fill out a form why do we say we fill it in? (Contributed by Don F.)

    3. Why is it that experience is something you don't get until just after you need it? (Contributed by Don F.)

    4. Why do we say Former Experience on our Resume's? How can we have experience thats not former? (Contributed by Don F.)

    5. Is it true that the closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application? (Contributed by Ken Kraft)

    6. Why do people go to the Unemployment Office to find a job? (Contributed by Brain Candy)

    7. Isn't experience something that teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again? (Contributed by Don F.)

    8. Sure, confession is good for the soul, but isn't it bad for your career? (Contributed by B.N. Lightning)

    9. Would you hire somebody who indicated on their resume that they want to work badly? (Contributed by Don F.)

    10. Shouldn't one of the pre-employment tests they give be to see if you're right or left oriented so you'll know which side of your boss's mouth to listen to? (Contributed by Judy Stockrahm)

    11. Why are personnel records such a big secret? Are they ashamed of what they've put in there? (Contributed by Judy Stockrahm)

    12. Is the worst part of unemployment, daytime television? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)

    13. Why do we encourage getting the most education one can get, then punish those individuals by saying they're over qualified to ever be employed? (Contributed by Judy)

    14. Don't you realize that when the personnel department became human resources you went from being a person to being a resource? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)

    15. If a blowfish pads its resume, do employers consider that to be mere puffery? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)

    16. If every business in the country would hire just one new person, would there be any Unemployment? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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