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1. Why do some cemeteries have a sign that reads 'One Way - Do Not Enter' ? (Contributed by Lynn S.)
2. Why do they put locks on cemetery gates? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
3. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattressess? (Contributed by oalami)
4. Why is it that we never see ghosts of lower life forms? (Contributed by oalami)
5. Is it true you can make a witch scratch by taking away her 'w'? (Contributed by mervyn)
6. Do ghosts drink evaporated milk? (Contributed by mervyn)
7. Do witches stay home on weekends or do they go away for a spell? (Contributed by mervyn)
8. Do cemeteries have fences around them because people are dying to get in? (Contributed by mervyn)
9. Does a witch tell the time by looking at her witch watch? (Contributed by mervyn)
10. If you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter wouldn't you get Pumpkin Pi? (Contributed by mervyn)
11. Why do ghosts usually appear just before someone screams? (Contributed by mervyn)
12. Is the reason why kids sometimes dress up in Mommy's old clothes for Halloween and not Daddy's because Daddies don't have any old clothes? Aren't they still wearing them? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
13. Just who is it that models for all those Halloween Masks? (Contributed by J.J.)
14. Why aren't there any Halloween carols? (Contributed by Gregory Lam)
15. Why is it that nobody ever dresses up as Santa Claus on Halloween? (Contributed by Kerry L.)
16. If skeletons had a beauty contest, would 'no body' win? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
17. Does Dracula keep his wife awake all night because of his coffin? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
18. How come ghosts can walk through walls, but don't fall through the floor? (Contributed by Mossa)
19. Would a dyslexic witch use a magic spell checker? (Contributed by T. Hinde)
20. Why are there always more Twizzlers and Jawbreakers in trick-or-treat bags than Butterfingers or Kit-Kats? (Contributed by Jonathan)
21. Why exactly did that witch have an oven in her gingerbread house? Doesn't gingerbread burn easily? And what does she do when it rains? Don’t you think there are better building materials out there for her to make her house out of? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
22. If there were three witches watching three watches, which witch watches which watch? (Contributed by The Shadow Fox)
23. How come Halloween is celebrated at night but Christmas and Easter are celebrated in the morning? (Contributed by Laura)
24. How come adults tell children not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, they encourage it? (Contributed by H.R.)
25. Why is it that, on halloween when you say trick or treat, they never say trick? (Contributed by Non)
26. When a witch in flight is angry will she "fly off the handle" and crash? (Contributed by Doel N.)
27. Why do ghosts wear clothes? Do your clothes die when you die? What if someone dies in a shower? Could they become a naked ghost? If someone dies in a hospital and becomes a ghost, will they spend their time on earth in one of those ungodly hospital gowns? How about if they die on the operating table, will they be walking around with surgical tools in their open bodies? Why are the ghosts of people who died in a hospital often seen wearing clothes from their life? (Contributed by Tom)

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