This Page was Updated on 13-Feb-2010

1. With all these Environmentalists harping about Saving The Whales do any of them have the whole set? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why don't "Minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why do some ranchers put old boots on fence posts? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why do some Environmentalists' have bumper stickers on their cars? Isn't that against what they stand for? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why do environmentalists have bumper stickers that read 'Honk if you are against noise pollution!'? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. What is a procrastinating activist? And just what do they do? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
8. Did environmentalists change the word 'jungle' to 'rain forest' because they thought no one would give their money to save a jungle? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
9. Why do farmers call it 'hay' when everybody else just call them 'weeds'? (Contributed by Don F.)
10. Why are scientists trying to invent an environmentally friendly bullet? (Contributed by Don F.)
11. Why do people say not to waste water when two-thirds of the planet is water? (Contributed by Conor)
12. Why do we call countries that haven't yet trashed their environment, 'underdeveloped'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
13. Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters? (Contributed by T.M.)
14. Are Environmentalists just people so rich they had to find something to worry about? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
15. How come on TV Programs they say, ‘there are 19,112 of this species remaining’? Who counts them? (Contributed by Shane Mcdonald)
16. Why do some Environmentalists hand out WOODEN pencils that say "Save the trees"? (Contributed by Kristen)

The Gadzillion Navigation Bar [Previous Topic] [Home Page] [Table of Contents] [Next Topic] Search for Another Topic The Web This Site for Get a Free Search Engine for Your Web Site Our Links Our Policies LINK to this site Awards Received Winner's Sites Search for Answers

[Previous AWARD SHUTTLE #78] [AWARD SHUTTLE #79] [Next AWARD SHUTTLE #80]

Arlana's Corner Fun Site Award [6/25/2000] AS Rated 2.0	Award of Excellence Gold (Rocky Ridge Ranch) [7/12/2002] AS Rated 2.0	Awesome Site Award (John Russel) [12/16/2001] AS Rated 2.0
Brandon's Site Elite Site Award [6/26/2000] AS Rated 2.0	Brenda's Red Hot Award [7/2/2000] AS Rated 2.0	Brian & Shannon's Cool Site Award [9/14/1999] AS Rated 2.0