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1. Why can't they make newspapers that don't smudge? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Is it possible for someone to write an unauthorized autobiography? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. How come you can't play games on a $3000 computer that you could on a $200 Sega? (Contributed by Slacker)
4. Why does "X" go first in Tic-Tac-Toe? Why can't "O" go first for a change? (Contributed by Kenneth Mack)
5. Why is it that moments after you sell something through newspaper classifieds you get five calls from people who swear they would have bought the item you just sold for triple the asking price? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
6. Why no matter what happens in one day the news fits perfectly into the newspaper? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. Why do parents hate video games? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
8. Is monopoly just a game that parrots play on their own? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
9. They say it's always darkest before dawn so wouldn't that be the best time to 'borrow' your neighbor's newspaper? (Contributed by Dogbert)
10. Why is it that you always find the information you were looking for in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it? (Contributed by jbaillie)
11. Why is it that whenever your newspaper has a wrinkle in it it usually runs the whole length of the newspaper AND through every article that you want to read? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
12. Why is it that it always seems that the people who sit behind you in the movies or at a theatre show are loud or have loud children? (Contributed by Meredith Fahey)
13. Since Metallica doesn't play hard rock anymore should they change their name to Aluminica? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
14. Why is it that when we were young and broke we'd pay any amount of money to get into a club yet when older and established we're less willing to go someplace with a cover charge? (Contributed by C. Miller)
15. Whats the big deal with the Oscars? Who'd want an award named after someone who lives in a trash can? (Contributed by Matthew Dalton)
16. How come people have socials but never any antisocials? Is it because no one would come? (Contributed by Shannon Wedge)
17. Has anyone ever won the beauty pageant in Monopoly? (Contributed by Rodders)
18. Are tic-tacs and toes related in any way to the game 'tic-tac-toe'? (Contributed by Nabby)
19. Isn't a 'good book' just a poor excuse for not watching television? (Contributed by Bill Henry)
20. Why can't we use both sides of a video tape like we do an audio tape? (Contributed by Michael)
21. In a musical, why is the band called the Pit Band? Surely, the members wouldn't say it was the Pit if they have the best seats in the theatre, would they? (Contributed by Ashley G.)
22. If Sega and Nintendo ever merged, would their new systems be called Sintendo? (Contributed by Pk)
23. Why is a tie, in some games, called a 'cat'? (Contributed by Valerie)
24. Is it true that the Oscars were named after a Sesame Street character? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
25. If the game is called 'Final Fantasy', why did they have to make ten of them? (Contributed by Jessica The Gypsy)
26. Is Auntie Em any kin to Eminem? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
27. Why are people IN a movie, but ON TV? (Contributed by T.M.)
28. How come I’ve never heard of any of the games on the CD ‘Favorite Games’? Just whose favorites are they? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
29. Why is Donkey Kong called 'Donkey' if he's a monkey? (Contributed by Carl)
30. Why do many videogame and anime characters have blue or purple hair? (Contributed by Marz)
31. Why is it that the bozo with the big head, who always sits in front of me at the symphony, never has anyone sitting in front of him? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
32. How come in the movie theatres the ushers can ALWAYS find you? You sneak in, they find you. You have a phone call in the manager's office, they find you. They don't even know your name, and they find you! HOW DO THEY DO THAT? (Contributed by AEBF)
33. Why does the video show us critical parts of a movie that we're ABOUT TO WATCH? (Contributed by Berta B.)

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