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1. Why do they tell us to watch 'The Today Show' tomorrow? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Have you ever noticed how cool Bob Barker's microphone is? It's like the size of a Twizzler. Is he too weak to hold a regular sized one? (Contributed by Booty)
3. Why is it that the people who complain about Jerry Springer seem to know so much about the show? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
4. If Jerry Springer did a show about live television wrestling do you suppose the brawling would be real? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
5. Why do people insist on doing their own top ten list? If Letterman's isn't funny anymore then their's sure as heck won't be, right? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
6. Have you ever wondered why Jerry Springer always says his show is real but then at the end of the show, the credits say 'for entertainment purposes only'? (Contributed by Morgan)
7. If Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, then why does it make me feel so much smarter? (Contributed by PazJazz)
8. Why does the TV show 'Whose Line Is It Anyway', which is supposedly all ad lib, have a staff of SIX writers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
9. On the TV show Jeopardy, why is it that they're called 'daily doubles' when they have three per episode each day? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
10. If the people on Jeopardy are so smart, why do they write their names so sloppily? (Contributed by Ali)
11. How come on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire', Regis always mispronounces half the words on the show? Why don't they just show pronunciations on his prompting screen? (Contributed by Da Weirdo)
12. How come 'The Weakest Link' lady reminds everyone of one of their early school teachers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
13. When Vanna White turns over a tile in the direct middle of the board, how does she know what side to then walk to? (Contributed by Loki)
14. On the TV show 'Maury', why do they always show a baby backstage, and write 'Cannot see or hear the show' on the captions, when the baby doesn't know what's going on anyway? (Contributed by Kim Wilson)
15. Have you ever noticed that on the TV show 'Blind Date', the chances of a match aren't very good, just like in real life? However, on the TV show 'Change of Heart', they seem to manage to find people who get along unbelievably well with just the two contestants. (Contributed by W.S.)
16. Why is it that Oprah always cuts away to a commercial just as someone with a dissenting opinion begins to make their point? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
17. Does Larry King ever sit up straight? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
18. Why is the 'Jerry Springer Show' called a talk show when nobody ever sits down and talks? (Contributed by R.F.)
19. How many people have asked John Edwards (from Crossing Over) to ask their dead family members where a lost item is when the dead person knows where it is and the living person doesn't? And what happens when the lost item is not found even after this? (Contributed by Amish)
20. Why is the runnerup on 'The Weakest Link' always told that they are The Weakest Link? Shouldn't the weakest link be the FIRST person out? (Contributed by Dani A and Sam U)
21. Am I the only one who realises that Dr. Phil is nothing more than a peaceful version of Jerry Springer? (Contributed by A.E.B.F.)
22. Why is it that on Jeopardy, people ask questions to which the answer is already given? Shouldn’t Alex Trebek just look the contestant in the eye after every response and say, "I just told you the answer."? (Contributed by Phil Scopes)
23. Why is "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart" called a daily show when it's only on four days a week? (Contributed by Laurel)

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