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1. If the professor could make a nuclear reactor out of coconuts why didn't he repair the boat? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. In the TV series 'The Facts of Life' throughout its seven year run the cast went from 9 girls down to 4. Did you notice that the net weight of the cast members remained the same? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why did the Les Nessman character on the TV series WKRP in Cincinnati ware a band-aid in every episode, either on himself, his glasses, or his clothing? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. In the show 'The Brady Bunch', if Mike Brady was such a great architect why did they have 6 kids and only one bathroom? (Contributed by Denise Buchanan)
5. If it was only a 3 hour cruise why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes? (Contributed by ZBQ)
6. On the Dukes of Hazard, when the sheriff is chasing the Duke boys, why do we see him drive through huge puddles yet we never see it rain on ONE SINGLE episode? (Contributed by Gerald Hogue)
7. How come on the show FRIENDS it seems that nobody else is ever sitting in the couch/sofa in Central Perk? (Contributed by Bretx)
8. Why don't the people in sitcoms ever lock their doors? (Contributed by Bruce Hunter)
9. Who did the whistling on the Andy Griffith Show? (Contributed by Mervyn)
10. On the Dukes of Hazard, why don't the cops just wait at the farm where the Dukes live, since they know where that is and they can never seem to catch them in a car chase? (Contributed by Hemant Sawant)
11. Did all actors who wanted a military series on TV, have to visit Gomer's Camp Pendelton? You know, like Larry Hovis (Hogan's Heroes), Jamie Farr, William Christopher and George Lindsey (M*A*S*H), and Don Rickles (CPO Sharkey). (Contributed by M.J. Ferruzza)
12. Would Sgt. Carter have verbally abused Gomer so much if he knew he was mildly retarded? (Contributed by M.J. Ferruzza)
13. If you whistle the Andy Griffin theme backwards, does it always sound like the theme from Gomer Pyle USMC? (Contributed by M.J. Ferruzza)
14. Why did a 60's series about Marines on a Marine base (Gomer Pyle USMC) never once mention Viet Nam? (Contributed by M.J. Ferruzza)
15. Is the new show 'Ally' really just a shorter rerun of 'Ally McBeal'? (Contributed by Jeremy Barrow)
16. On the Ozzie and Harriet show, why was Ozzie Nelson always at home? Did he not have a job? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
17. On the Leave It To Beaver show, did Wally Cleaver know any superlatives other than 'golly', 'gee', or 'swell'? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
18. On the Leave It To Beaver show, how did the Beaver get his nickname? Did he chew through the bars on his crib as an infant? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
19. On the Andy Griffiths show, did Deputy Barney Fife ever shoot anything other than his foot with the one bullet that he kept in his shirt pocket? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
20. How does Timmy always know exactly what Lassie is thinking? (Contributed by Marti)
21. How come no one ever pays on 'Cheers'? (Contributed by Mryohimbee)
22. How can Malcolm be in the middle when there are four brothers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
23. How does the laugh track know when the sitcom is funny? (Contributed by Richard)
24. A tire track is where you would expect to find a tire but there isn't one, right? And a bear track is where you would expect to find a bear, but there isn't one, right? So, does this explain 'laugh tracks'? (Contributed by Richard)
25. On television, is Archie Bunker the only person who has ever flushed a toilet? (Contributed by Janis G.)
26. On the TV show 'Friends', if Monica is usually an unemployed chef and Rachel is a part-time waitress in a coffee shop, how can they afford that large, plush apartment with a garden terrace in the heart of New York City? (Contributed by Nerreberry)
27. On M*A*S*H, why did Klinger always tell everyone that he was just pretending to be crazy to get a psychological discharge from the army? Didn't that kind of defeat the purpose? (Contributed by Laurel)
28. How come it was called the Cosby Show when Bill Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible? (Contributed by C.T.)
29. On the TV show 'Friends', why are they all caucasian? (Contributed by K.O.N.)
30. Would people who live near the YMCA have something in common with Gomer Pyle? They're all gym neighbours, aren’t they? (Contributed by Pam)
31. Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? (Contributed by C.T.)

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