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1. When are they gonna cancel the O.J. Simpson show? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why is Baywatch so popular if nobody I know ever watches it? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why is he called the Lone Ranger? Isn't Tonto always with him? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Was Roy Rogers a Trigger Happy Cowboy? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. How come only ugly people drown on Baywatch? (Contributed by Paul Jennings)
6. When robbing a bank would the best thing to wear be women's clothing and a saucepan on your head just to make the actors on CrimeWatch look stupid? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
7. Why is 'Baywatch' called 'Baywatch'? No one actually watches it to see the bay do they? (Contributed by Tracey)
8. If it's always such a nice day in Mr. Rogers neighbourhood then why is he always wearing a sweater? (Contributed by Mike Peterson)
9. How come on a TV announcement they tell us that the Tuesday Night Movie will be seen on Saturday instead of Monday? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
10. Do the TV networks ever tape a show dead? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
11. Why do news bulletins always cut in during the most exciting part of the TV program? And why don't they ever interrupt a commercial? (Contributed by Douglas Harter)
12. Why do they call it Saturday Night Live when it comes on in different time zones at 11:30? Do they tape it off, which means it isn't really live or do they perform it several times? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
13. What exactly does the phrase 'viewers discretion' mean? After all if anything was up to the viewers discretion then most of the TV shows wouldn't even be on the air, would they? (Contributed by Brain Droppings)
14. Why is it that on the Muppets, you never see the mother's face? Does she have something to hide? (Contributed by Kate and Coral)
15. Did Mr. Ed ever get 'hoarse'? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
16. What did you always think the Lone Ranger was saying? Was it 'Hi-ho' or 'Hi-yo'? Or did the Lone Ranger have a lisp? (Contributed by Dave Barry)
17. If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
18. Do you think that maybe the world isn't getting worse? It could be that the news coverage is getting so much better, couldn't it ? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
19. Why is it that when a TV series gets really, really good, they either discontinue it or wait a few years for the next installment? (Contributed by Melania)
20. Why do all the magic tricks on TV state, 'Don't try this at home'? Do they really think that you are going to get a bunch of flaming swords, a pretty lady, and a big box and try the magic trick? (Contributed by Crazy Frosty)
21. On the Dukes of Hazzard, why is it that that Bo & Luke always bust Boss Hogg, but Boss Hogg never goes to jail? (Contributed by Marz)
22. Do people who watch reality shows have nothing better to do than sit and watch people who have nothing better to do? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
23. When you see old Westerns on TV, why do they have a “winding” trail across a flat field? Wouldn't it have saved those old guys some time and distance to just make it straight? (Contributed by John)

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