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1. Why is Barney purple? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why does everyone including his little sister call Charlie Brown by both his first and last name? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. How can Smurfs always run around in white socks but never get grass stains? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why doesn't Barney wear pants? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why don't cartoon characters ever change clothes? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Do cartoon characters have nipples? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. If Fred Flintstone knows that the large order of ribs will tip his car over why does he order them at the end of every show? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
8. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
9. If Spiderman became arachnaphobic would he be scared of himself? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
10. Why is Barney the Dinosaur so happy all the time? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
11. Considering how easy a spider-web can be brushed away just how does Spiderman climb walls? (Contributed by Parfo)
12. Doesn't Fred Flintstone ever get tired of seeing the same movie at the beginning of every show? (Contributed by Kroz fan)
13. Why does it seem that in cartoons whenever the main character is an animal it talks but it has a smaller pet dog (even if it's an animal that's usually smaller than a dog) that can't talk at all? (Contributed by Agatha Crumm)
14. How come cartoon characters that don't wear clothes during the day wear pajamas at night? (Contributed by DreaminMC)
15. Why are cartoon characters with overbites always made out to be stupid? (Contributed by Bernard Rich)
16. In Scooby Doo if Velma can't see without her glasses why doesn't she keep her extra pair with her? (Contributed by Bernard Rich)
17. Why does George Jetson keep working for Spacely Sprockets when he knows Mr. Spacely will fire him at the drop of a hat? (Contributed by Bernard Rich)
18. How come in all the hundreds of episodes of the Flintstones you never see one black person? Is this historically accurate? (Contributed by Jason Malloy)
19. In real life when humans come in contact with large amounts of radiation they may develop cancer or birth defects might occur. So how come in a comic book the same amount of radiation gives them God-like abilities? (Contributed by Jason Malloy)
20. If Wile E. Coyote could afford to buy all the stuff from ACME why didn't he just buy a meal? (Contributed by Richard Kelly)
21. In the Spider-Man TV series he swings from web-to-web between the skyscrapers. What are the webs attached to? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
22. Why would the Flintstones be celebrating Christmas if the time they were living in was BC? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
23. Were Speedy Gonzales' other relations also named after their most well known attributes? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
24. In the Itchy and Scratchy cartoon on the Simpsons why doesn't Scratchy ever scratch Itchy? (Contributed by Ashram)
25. Why does Bugs Bunny wear white gloves and nothing else? (Contributed by T.C.)
26. Why is it that whenever Scooby and Shaggie come out of the back of the mystery van they are always hungry? (Contributed by Michael Pinkerton)
27. How come Fred and Daffney go by themselves to look for clues and leave Velma with Shaggy and Scooby? (Contributed by J. Lennon)
28. In cartoons when a person gets an idea a light bulb pops up above their head. But what popped up when Thomas Edison got the idea for the light bulb? (Contributed by Michelle)
29. How come the Simpsons never get older even though they've been on TV for ten years? (Contributed by Eddy D.)
30. On the TV show Scooby Doo, they're always convinced that the ghosts aren't real but why don't they ever wonder about the fact that they have a talking dog? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
31. If cartoon characters wear pjs, do they have little people on them? (Contributed by Lisa Hall)
32. If Casper is a friendly ghost, why is everyone afraid of him? (Contributed by Kate and Coral)
33. How come in all cartoons, the trees they climb have perfect climbable limbs? And how come they always head to where the characters want to go? (Contributed by Meghan)
34. How do you tell if a cartoon familys picture is a photo or a portrait? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
35. If dinosaurs are extinct, then where did Barney come from? (Contributed by Funny Mail)
36. In the Archie cartoons, Jughead is portrayed as the chowhound only spoke of in legends. Why then, is he so skinny? (Contributed by Bryan Connolly)
37. Why does Gary Larson always have pear shaped characters? (Contributed by Bryan Connolly)
38. How come whoever schedules cartoons always does the Flintstones and right after that, the Jetsons? Aren't we missing a few years inbetween? (Contributed by Lacey)
39. Why don't cartoon characters ever die? And if the writer of a cartoon wanted to get rid of a character on the show, how would they do it? (Contributed by Dreemeyed)
40. Does Spiderman have a website? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
41. Why did it take 40 years for the babies in 'Blondie' to turn into teenagers? (Contributed by Da Weirdo)
42. What is the shape of a smurf's head? (Contributed by Nadine)
43. How come, in cartoons, if an old woman has a wart on her nose, she is automatically a witch? (Contributed by Nadine)
44. How come Popeye and Brutus are always fighting over Olive Oyle? (Contributed by Nadine)
45. Does anybody know how many spiders Garfield has swatted? (Contributed by Ralph)
46. Why don't the Planeteers just call Captain Planet up in the first place if he always saves them in the end? (Contributed by Ben J.)
47. Couldn't Prof X use his psychic powers to lift up Magueto's helmut then finally defeat him? (Contributed by Pk)
48. If Smurfette is the only girl smurf and they are all supposed to be family, where did all those baby smurfs come from? (Contributed by Eric)
49. Does Spiderman eat bugs? (Contributed by Sara)
50. If Marge's hair is blue and Homer's is brown, how come their children (Bart, Lisa, and Maggie) all have blonde hair? (Contributed by DDQ)
51. In the Flintstones, what was Barney Rubble's job? (Contributed by Cecil)
52. If Wile E. Coyote only falls when he looks down, why doesn't he just keep going? (Contributed by J.D.)
53. How can a Transformer be a 'robot in disguise' if people usually see them running around in robot form? (Contributed by PK)
54. Why, in all the Japanese cartoons, does the main character always eat so much? (Contributed by The Alley Cat)
55. Why do Scooby and Shaggy continue to be afraid of the monsters if they have already found hundreds of fakes? (Contributed by Alex)
56. How can there be fires in Spongebob Squarepants if it's underwater? (Contributed by Alex)
57. In the movie Ice Age, why can the animals talk but the humans can't? (Contributed by Alex)
58. How come in the old Scooby Doo cartoons it was always night time, even when they went to the beach? Was it because they only went to haunted locations that had a permanent eerie vibe to them? (Contributed by Breno)
59. Why is it that Bugs Bunny doesn't wear any clothes but when he comes out of the shower, he wraps a towel around himself? (Contributed by Maddy)
60. What exactly is a Scooby snack? And why does Scooby and Shaggy get suddenly brave after eating one? (Contributed by deb)
61. If the Flintstones' pet jumps through the window and locks Fred out every night, why doesn't Fred just crawl through the window to get back in? (Contributed by Kristine)
62. If all the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? (Contributed by Carl)
63. Where does Wile E. Coyote get all the money he spends on ACME stuff? Wouldn't he be better off just buying chicken or something? No wonder he looks so thin and hungry! (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
64. On Scooby-Doo, if Velma keeps losing her glasses, why doesn't she just wear contacts? (Contributed by Andrew Drevenak)
65. In the Sabrina cartoon, why don't Hilda and Zelda have warts on their noses? They are witches, aren’t they? (Contributed by Marz)
66. Why does Mystery Inc. always meet the unmasked villain in the first 1.5 minutes of a cartoon? (Contributed by Marz)
67. When did Wyle E. Coyote move from the forest to the desert? (Contributed by Marz)
68. Why does Marge Simpson have blue hair? (Contributed by Marz)
69. On Tom & Jerry, why does Tom have blue fur? (Contributed by Marz)
70. Has anybody else out there noticed that SpongeBob SquarePants actually has rectangular pants? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
71. Why is it that in cartoons, closets are always full of the same outfit? (Contributed by Joie)
72. How come everybody always sees Homer choke Bart, but nobody ever calls Child Services? (Contributed by Joie)
73. How come nobody ever hears the rugrats talk? Even if the kids are sitting in an adults lap when talking? (Contributed by Joie)
74. Why do artists give cartoons ridiculous hair styles and hair colors? (Contributed by Joie)
75. Why do Didi & Stu Pickles never put clothes or shoes on little Tommy? And for them to be babies, why do they leave them unattended so much? (Contributed by Joie)
76. Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? (Contributed by Ralphie)
77. If Winnie the Pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? Didn't he? (Contributed by Ralphie)

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