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1. If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops what's a workstation? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If you work in a paperless office what do you do if you have to take a dump? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why is it that when you see people whispering you can always hear your name loud and clear? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why is it that in prison they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10'cell and at work I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' pod? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why is it that a clean desktop is a sure sign of a cluttered desk drawer? (Contributed by Ryoga)
6. Isn't a desk just a wastebasket with drawers? (Contributed by Jason Q)
7. Can't everything just be filed under miscellaneous? (Contributed by Letitia Yao)
8. Next to the dog aren't wastebaskets man's best friend? (Contributed by J. Olson)
9. Are paper clips the larvae stage of coat hangers? (Contributed by Rowland Croucher)
10. Why do paper clips join together in drawers? (Contributed by John)
11. Isn't Christmas just like a day at the office? After all you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit right? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
12. How come if you file something away you'll always know where it is but you'll never need it? And if you don't file it away you'll need it but never know where it is? (Contributed by Don F.)
13. Don't you just hate it when the afternoon drive home radio talk show guy reads you the Internet humor you've already read when you should've been working? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
14. If a phone rings in an empty office will it make a sound? (Contributed by Prince Gary Li)
15. If people really liked to work wouldn't we still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs? (Contributed by Eilliam Feather)
16. Why is it that you learn more from the originals left in the copier than you do from the employee newsletter? (Contributed by Litzler)
17. If Chinese writing relies on pictographic characters instead of a phonetic alphabet, how do they file stuff? (Contributed by Ran Tenrab)
18. Have you ever noticed that when your company hires a consultant, they all tell you that they don't work at or for your company? Just what do they get paid for anyway? (Contributed by ReliefStreetNews)
19. How come when Gallagher smashes watermelons, people laugh and pay him money, but when I do it, I get kicked out of the board room and fired? (Contributed by Brian Auten)
20. If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an EMPTY desk? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
21. How come when we're in the office, we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we're out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
22. How do you suggest they fix a hole in the suggestion box? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
23. When something goes wrong, isn't it more important to talk about who is going to fix it rather than who is to blame? (Contributed by Francis Gable)
24. Isn't the secret of your future hidden in your daily routine? (Contributed by Mike Murdock)
25. Since management considers us to be 'team players', does the entire team get downsized at once? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
26. How much paper do you think we could save if we went back to using paper in the office? (Contributed by Vallon)
27. Why do those who do the least amount of work get the bigger offices? (Contributed by Judy Stockrahm)
28. Who do the people at the help desk call when they need help? (Contributed by Judy Stockrahm)
29. Will a person with a clean desk ever know the sheer joy of finding something they thought they had lost forever? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
30. Why do they emphasize being a team player when all we have are 'coaches'? (Contributed by Judy Stockrahm)
31. If you're late to class or work, you're tardy, right? So if you're late the next day as well, would that make you retarded? And could you call those who are constantly late, retards? (Contributed by Valerie)
32. Why are secretaries asked to TAKE letters, when they GIVE them to other people? (Contributed by Richard)
33. Why is it when the copier runs out of paper, the user only refills it with enough paper to finish their job rather than filling it to capacity? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
34. How come we all live in the opposite direction of where we work? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
35. Does a Girl Friday ever work on a Monday? If so, why? (Contributed by Janis G.)
36. Why is it that when you've got loads of work to do, you're not organized but when you've got no work to do, you're lazy? (Contributed by PG)
37. Do people who are happy at work have enough to do? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
38. Whenever you’re late for work, should you leave early to make up for it? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
39. Has anyone died wishing they had spent more time at the office? (Contributed by Carl Rich)
40. If your drive to work is killing you, are you commuting suicide? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
41. Why do employees hang signs that say ”back in 30 minutes” but don’t say what time they left? Thirty minutes from when? (Contributed by Katerra S.)
42. Isn't the opposite of wishing, working? (Contributed by CSWS)

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