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1. Isn't an argument just a situation where two people try to get in the last word first? (Contributed by Neil Rigby)
2. Aren't the only people who really listen to an argument the neighbours? (Contributed by Neil Rigby)
3. Have you noticed that the weaker our arguments are the stronger the words we have to use? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. If you 'fly off the handle' when you're angry then wouldn't you need a pretty big frying pan? Afterall it would need a big handle so you could take off from it right? (Contributed by Pat Walter)
5. Why is it that by the time the argument over whose day it is to take out the garbage is over the garbage truck is always at least two doors past your house? (Contributed by LynnLynn)
6. If you don't disagree with me how will I know I'm right? (Contributed by Goldwyn)
7. Why is it called 'fighting' when kids disagree with each other and 'a discussion' when adults disagree with each other? (Contributed by Pat F.)
8. If there are two sides to every argument then why is there only one if a man is personally involved? (Contributed by Don Woods)
9. Isn't it true that a woman always has the last word in any argument? Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument isn't it? (Contributed by Jim Poserina)
10. Do you ever wonder if there are arguments among the astronauts as to who gets the window seat? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
11. How come there are always two sides to every argument, but no end? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
12. Why is it that in arguments, no matter who's right, everybody ends up looking like a jerk? (Contributed by Justine Y.)
13. If ugly people have nothing to lose, doesn't this tell you that you should never get into a fight with them? (Contributed by Humor Bin)
14. Isn't it true that you should never wrestle a pig? Afterall, you both get dirty and the pig likes it, right? (Contributed by Pat F.)
15. Isn't it true that you should never argue with an idiot? Afterall, won't they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience? (Contributed by Jim Jackson)
16. How come people say 'I know what I mean but I just can't put it into words'? If that's the case then they don't know what they mean, right? (Contributed by Paul Benoit)
17. Aren't a lot of good arguments spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
18. Why does every sentence that starts with 'No offense or anything…' always end up in a fight? (Contributed by Adam Style)
19. Shouldn't the aim of an argument or a discussion be progress rather than victory? (Contributed by Suketu)
20. How can you fight fire WITH fire? Wouldn't you just get more fire? (Contributed by Valerie)
21. Why are so many people under the impression that the one shouting the loudest is the one being right? (Contributed by Karsten Plesner)
22. Do you suppose that 9 out of 10 people agree that one person will always disagree with the other nine? (Contributed by Josh V)
23. Doesn't the degree of one's emotion vary inversely with one's knowledge of the facts? The less you know, the hotter you get, right? (Contributed by Bertrand Russell)
24. When two egotists meet, is it an I for an I? (Contributed by Diana)
25. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves? (Contributed by M.F.)
26. How come it is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them? (Contributed by Pierre Beaumarchais)

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