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1. What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why is it that Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Without life would Biology be possible? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it does it make a sound? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. How do you know it's an ENDLESS LOOP? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it do the other trees laugh at it? (Contributed by Pbraunfiii)
9. Does the cockney alphabet only need 25 letters? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
10. Do they teach the Law of Gravity at Law School? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
11. Aren't synonyms just words you use when you can't spell the other one? (Contributed by J.J.)
12. Spelling has never been my best subject but if you think about it doesn't someone who can only spell a word one way lack imagination? (Contributed by J.J.)
13. How many Megabytes of RAM are there in the human brain? (Contributed by Richard Rhodes)
14. If you dig up ruins from a hundred years ago under 6 feet of soil how come you don't have to dig a hundred miles or so to find dinosaurs? (Contributed by Oliver Smith)
15. Are you a bacteria if you are cultured? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
16. What language was spoken before the Tower of Babel? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
17. Can you get a ticket for speed reading in traffic school? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
18. When you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up do you think maybe that's part of the experiment? (Contributed by Letitia Yao)
19. Why do people say things like 'The Friendly Skies'? Isn't there just one sky? Or is there a sky that I'm not aware of? (Contributed by Phil)
20. Aren't clones people two? (Contributed by Bob)
21. How far can we go with science before it becomes an ethical issue? (Contributed by bts3910)
22. Has anybody noticed that according to Microsoft Word, Shakespeare was a terrible speller? (Contributed by Steven Hanov)
23. Where do all the fallen leaves go? (Contributed by Trevor White)
24. If you dig a hole through the centre of the Earth and jumped in would you stop when you got to the middle or would you keep falling through and keep going when you come out the other side? (Contributed by Chip)
25. Before you disected the frogs in Biology class did you check to see that they had properly signed organ-donor cards? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
26. If you run copper wire through a magnetic field, you get electricity. And if you run electricity through copper wire, you get a magnetic field. So if you run electricity through a magnetic field, shouldn't you get copper wire? (Contributed by Glenn Bonnell)
27. Lets say you trip in a cave and a stalagmite gets embedded in your stomach and then you turn over in pain. Since it's now pointed in the other direction, would it be called a stalactite? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
28. What, with all the trees falling and no one there to hear the sounds, shouldn't we get them Medic Alert? (Contributed by Matt Siske)
29. Were Pavlov's dogs part of the Salivation Army? (Contributed by Gary Taylor)
30. If astrology isn't true, how do you explain the impossibly unlikely fact that there are 12 astrological signs and the 12 constellations in the zodiac that just happen to match them perfectly? (Contributed by Brad Hamer)
31. Why don't schools teach spelling after the 5th grade? Does spelling become less important after that? And why? After all, you can't get a job if you can't spell, right? (Contributed by Valerie)
32. Without geometry, isn't life pointless? (Contributed by Carlj)
33. What would happen if a Canadian participated in a spelling bee in the United States? (Contributed by Valerie)
34. Can a conservative major in liberal arts? (Contributed by Valerie)
35. Why does the most interesting stuff take place on the days you are absent? (Contributed by Valerie)

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