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    1. In the middle ages did women wear chain-female? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If clothes maketh the man then why do naked people have the greatest influence on society? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. When trying on clothing from the closet that feels tight why does a woman assume she has gained weight while men assume the clothing has shrunk? (Contributed by Kouly)
    4. During the Middle Ages would you be making a big mistake by not putting on your armor because you were just going down to the corner? (Contributed by julie)
    5. Why isn't there a weight limit on Spandex? (Contributed by dcb)
    6. Why does something called goose down fluff up? (Contributed by Chatzie Massey)
    7. When you leaf through a copy of National Geographic do you wonder how lucky you are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes? (Contributed by Erma Bombeck)
    8. Who designed clothing so that a tug on one thread will undo an entire hem or make a button pop off instantaneously? (Contributed by Cathy Grubman Quirks Newspaper)
    9. Why do they tell us that clothes make the man when they also tell us not to judge a book by it's cover? (Contributed by Leian)
    10. Why do women's petite clothing cost more than regular sized women's clothing? (Contributed by GPahl)
    11. When robbers are robbing a convenience store which way is the pantyhose seam supposed to face? Would fishnet pantyhose do in a pinch? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
    12. If women buy something on the basis of it making them 'look younger' do they age whenever they take them off? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    13. Why is it that gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing? (Contributed by LynnLynn)
    14. Does anybody else have a magic closet like mine? You know, when you hang something in it for awhile and then when you go to put it on later, it has shrunk two sizes. (Contributed by Mandee)
    15. Is it true that nothing makes your clothes go out of fashion faster than getting a pay raise? (Contributed by LA Times)
    16. Do turtles wear people-necked sweaters? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
    17. Isn't fashion really just something you wish you could fit into, but wouldn't be caught dead in? (Contributed by Sarah D.)
    18. How come a child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes for them? (Contributed by Charlie Giggle)
    19. Why is it funnier for a guy to dress like a girl than it is for a girl to dress like a guy? (Contributed by I'll be a Monkey Zunkle)
    20. What's the difference between coveralls and overalls? (Contributed by Kayla)
    21. Why do people feel that just because they make it in their size, they can wear it? (Contributed by Kahn)
    22. How come an article of clothing that you want is NEVER in your size? (Contributed by Valerie)
    23. If petite clothes cost more than regular sized clothes and children's clothes cost less, then why don't petite people just buy kid's clothes? (Contributed by Twinkle)
    24. What causes fashions to change? Is it some unseen force with unfathomable powers? (Contributed by Melania Lavric)
    25. Some ladies' fashion stores in Canada carry a size 0, right? So, how can anyone be a size 0? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    26. How come the clothes we like the best are the ones with the most holes in them? (Contributed by Mr. Funny Bone)
    27. How come nobody ever puts Duffels in a Duffel Bag? And what is a Duffel anyway? (Contributed by Don F.)
    28. Once you're in Heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? (Contributed by Mckenzie)
    29. Can there be anything more distracting than sitting at a two hour kid's concert behind a guy who's got part of his collar flipped up? (Contributed by Mladen)
    30. Why do pajamas have pockets? (Contributed by Kevin Wanzer)
    31. How can you follow the hottest trends and still be cool? (Contributed by J. Bland)
    32. Why does it say one size fits all when it really doesn't fit everyone? (Contributed by Valcat)
    33. When thread was first made, did everyone say, “Darn it!”? (Contributed by Joe)
    34. When a masochist gets home from work, does he change into something more uncomfortable? (Contributed by King David)
    35. Why do flammable and inflammable have the same meaning? Do we really want to wear inflammable pajamas? (Contributed by Eleanor Hicks)
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