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1. In the middle ages did women wear chain-female? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If clothes maketh the man then why do naked people have the greatest influence on society? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. When trying on clothing from the closet that feels tight why does a woman assume she has gained weight while men assume the clothing has shrunk? (Contributed by Kouly)
4. During the Middle Ages would you be making a big mistake by not putting on your armor because you were just going down to the corner? (Contributed by julie)
5. Why isn't there a weight limit on Spandex? (Contributed by dcb)
6. Why does something called goose down fluff up? (Contributed by Chatzie Massey)
7. When you leaf through a copy of National Geographic do you wonder how lucky you are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes? (Contributed by Erma Bombeck)
8. Is there anything in the world more useless than a necktie? (Contributed by Ponder M.)
9. Who designed clothing so that a tug on one thread will undo an entire hem or make a button pop off instantaneously? (Contributed by Cathy Grubman Quirks Newspaper)
10. If men can run the world why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (Contributed by Linda Ellerbee)
11. Why are buttons arranged differently on men's and women's clothes? (Contributed by David Feldman)
12. Why do they tell us that clothes make the man when they also tell us not to judge a book by it's cover? (Contributed by Leian)
13. Why do zippers have the letters 'YKK' on them? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
14. Why do women's petite clothing cost more than regular sized women's clothing? (Contributed by GPahl)
15. When robbers are robbing a convenience store which way is the pantyhose seam supposed to face? Would fishnet pantyhose do in a pinch? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
16. If women buy something on the basis of it making them 'look younger' do they age whenever they take them off? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
17. Why is it that gym clothes left at school in lockers mildew at a faster rate than other clothing? (Contributed by LynnLynn)
18. If you are supposed to smoke in a smoking jacket and sleep in a sleeping bag then what are you supposed to do in a wind breaker? (Contributed by Funny Mail)
19. Why is the warm fuzzy stuff on the OUTSIDE of the earmuffs? (Contributed by dcoble)
20. Does anybody else have a magic closet like mine? You know, when you hang something in it for awhile and then when you go to put it on later, it has shrunk two sizes. (Contributed by Mandee)
21. Is it true that nothing makes your clothes go out of fashion faster than getting a pay raise? (Contributed by LA Times)
22. Do turtles wear people-necked sweaters? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
23. Isn't fashion really just something you wish you could fit into, but wouldn't be caught dead in? (Contributed by Sarah D.)
24. How come a child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes for them? (Contributed by Charlie Giggle)
25. Is it just a coincidence that neckties look like nooses? (Contributed by I'll be a Monkey Zunkle)
26. Why is it funnier for a guy to dress like a girl than it is for a girl to dress like a guy? (Contributed by I'll be a Monkey Zunkle)
27. What's the difference between coveralls and overalls? (Contributed by Kayla)
28. If wearing sweaters makes you sweat, would you ever want to wear a windbreaker? (Contributed by Brad Hamer)
29. Why do people feel that just because they make it in their size, they can wear it? (Contributed by Kahn)
30. How come an article of clothing that you want is NEVER in your size? (Contributed by Valerie)
31. If petite clothes cost more than regular sized clothes and children's clothes cost less, then why don't petite people just buy kid's clothes? (Contributed by Twinkle)
32. What causes fashions to change? Is it some unseen force with unfathomable powers? (Contributed by Melania Lavric)
33. Have you ever felt the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? (Contributed by Jim)
34. Some ladies' fashion stores in Canada carry a size 0, right? So, how can anyone be a size 0? (Contributed by Janis G.)
35. How come the clothes we like the best are the ones with the most holes in them? (Contributed by Mr. Funny Bone)
36. Why is it called a sports jacket if you don't play sports in it? (Contributed by M.H.)
37. If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove? (Contributed by T.M.)
38. Is it against the law to eat lunch wearing a dinner jacket? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
39. Why isn’t there a breakfast or a lunch jacket? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
40. How come nobody ever puts Duffels in a Duffel Bag? And what is a Duffel anyway? (Contributed by Don F.)
41. Once you're in Heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? (Contributed by Mckenzie)
42. Can there be anything more distracting than sitting at a two hour kid's concert behind a guy who's got part of his collar flipped up? (Contributed by Mladen)
43. Why do pajamas have pockets? (Contributed by Kevin Wanzer)
44. How can you follow the hottest trends and still be cool? (Contributed by J. Bland)
45. Do pyromaniacs wear blazers? (Contributed by Jordon)
46. Why does it say one size fits all when it really doesn't fit everyone? (Contributed by Valcat)
47. If you bought a camouflage jacket, would you ever be able to find it? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
48. How come the instructions on some reversible vests say to turn inside out before washing? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
49. When thread was first made, did everyone say, “Darn it!”? (Contributed by Joe)
50. When a masochist gets home from work, does he change into something more uncomfortable? (Contributed by King David)

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