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    1. Why does blonde hair turn real dark in the water? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror why is his hair always so neat? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do some people part their hair and some people don't have hair to part with? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do some women shave off their eyebrows then paint them back on? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why is it called a haircut when you get them all cut? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions does it come out straight? (Contributed by LS)
    7. Can a person with no eyebrows really LOOK surprised? (Contributed by Eldridge Scales)
    8. When women get permanents why do they have to go back and get it done again? (Contributed by Janet)
    9. Why do they call some permanents body waves when it doesn't involve your body? (Contributed by Janet)
    10. With the technology available today how come mankind has still not been able to create a convincing toupee? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    11. Does a really old man's toupee turn grey? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    12. What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? (Contributed by Steve Robinson)
    13. Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"? (Contributed by Steve Robinson)
    14. Why do we say 'redheaded' but 'brownhaired'? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    15. Why is it that when God wears a beard he looks sophisticated but when a man has a beard he's a slob that doesn't care enough? (Contributed by HatesPooh)
    16. What makes hair on different parts of your body grow to different lengths? Why are eye brows shorter then your head hair? (Contributed by Jennifer)
    17. Does the Queen sometimes have a bad heir day? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    18. Where can you buy the key to a lock of your hair? (Contributed by Barking Spider)
    19. Why do so many blondes dye their roots dark? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. Do bald people ever have bad hair days? (Contributed by Doug Warren)
    21. They say that if a man is bald at the front he is a thinker and that if he is bald at the back he is handsome. If this is so then if he is bald from front to back does he just think he's handsome? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    22. Is it possible if you have a beard or a mustache to tell a bald-faced lie? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    23. How do we know that shampoo makes our hair feel good again? (Contributed by Don F.)
    24. Why is it that when a man has grey hair he is called distinguished but when a woman has grey hair she is old? (Contributed by GPahl)
    25. Why is it that the worse the haircut the slower it grows out? (Contributed by Don F.)
    26. Isn't the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut about three days? (Contributed by D.L. Euteneuer)
    27. What would happen if a woman used Just For Men hair colouring? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    28. Why is it that our hair always looks the best right before we go to bed? (Contributed by Allison)
    29. Sure life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but don't you eventually find a hairstylist you like? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    30. Why is it that everybody with curly hair wants straight hair and vice versa? It's also the same with colour and thickness, isn't it? (Contributed by Madelynn)
    31. Why is it that on the day you go to get your hair cut, your hair looks the best it has in a long time? (Contributed by Lisa Hall)
    32. Does hair have feelings? Could that be why sometimes it just kind of lays there? Do you think it might be depressed? (Contributed by Lisa Hall)
    33. Why is it that people in convertibles always seem to brush their hair at red lights? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    34. Do people who don't wash their hair for weeks at a time think that it just looks wet? (Contributed by Don F.)
    35. What is hair spray made out of? Sure, it makes your hair stay in place, but won't it do that if you just let your hair sit for days on end? (Contributed by Don F.)
    36. Is it wise to ask your barber if you need a haircut? (Contributed by Sctishldy)
    37. Why do people ask me if I'm losing my hair? I didn't lose it. It deserted me, didn't it? (Contributed by Bill B.)
    38. If you have blonde hair, you're a blond, right? And if you have red hair, you're a redhead, right? So where in the world did they come up with the word 'brunette'? (Contributed by I'll be a Monkey Zunkle)
    39. Is it wise to go to an auction with an itchy scalp? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    40. How come you never see any brunettes with blond roots? (Contributed by Claire B.)
    41. Why do eyebrows grow everywhere but where they are supposed to? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    42. How come no female ever likes the hair that they were born with? (Contributed by Valerie)
    43. Why does a woman have to pay more for a haircut even if her hair is shorter than a man's? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    44. Have you ever tried to curl your hair with a curling iron while looking in a mirror, and don't known which way to turn the iron? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    45. If the right side of our face is not exactly the same as the left side of our face, why then couldn't we fold the right side over one day, and the next day we could fold the left side over. Thus allowing us to be 3 different people? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    46. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    47. Why do we have eyebrows? (Contributed by Hubert)
    48. How come they make short order cooks wear a hair net on their head but don't make them cover their moustaches or beards? What's the point? (Contributed by Don F.)
    49. Why are there nylon hair brushes? Who has nylon hair that needs brushing? (Contributed by Heikkinen)
    50. What happens if you tell a bald guy some hair-raising facts? (Contributed by Gerhard)
    51. Can you miss something by a hair if you're bald? (Contributed by J. Bland)
    52. You know how when you put your hair up in one hair tie, its called a PONY tail, and when you put it up in two hair ties, its called PIG tails, and when you have a section of hair down your back, its called a RAT tail? So, when animals do their hair, do they call it a HUMAN tail? (Contributed by Becca Sue)
    53. Why don't men ever get bald just on their chins instead of the top of their heads? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    54. Should you videotape your hair just to look at the highlights? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    55. Do bald people get dandruff? (Contributed by C.T.)
    56. Do men who do the "the comb-over" honestly think women don't notice that their hair is 12 inches longer on one side? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    57. Should a person with a beard wash it with soap or just use shampoo? (Contributed by Tom)
    58. Are eyebrows considered facial hair? (Contributed by CT)
    59. How many hairs do you have to lose to be bald? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    60. Why aren't there any dumb brunette jokes? (Contributed by Zagros)
    61. Why do some people dye their hair white? (Contributed by Zagros)
    62. Why doesn't armpit hair have split ends? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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