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Category: Weather

Topic: Winter

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    1. Where does the white go when the snow melts? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Have you ever wondered what the old man does during the other 11 months? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. How do you know that no two snowflakes are alike? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why is it that when we were kids the snow in winter was much deeper? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why do people say it's too cold to snow? It's minus 50 in the Artic and there's plenty of snow there. (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    6. Is there an Egyption word for 'Snow'? If so why? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    7. Why is it that just after you buy the mightiest snow blower known to man it stops snowing? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    8. Why is it that the snowmobiles always come on sale when you can't use them? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    9. If a groundhog sees it's shadow on groundhog day why do we have MORE winter? Doesn't a shadow mean that there is light which would come from the sun? This in turn means warmth which would mean summer time right? (Contributed by Shannon Hajducki)
    10. Why doesn't someone come up with a snow mulcher? (Contributed by Bill Hawver)
    11. Why is snow white yet ice is colourless? (Contributed by Penny Larson)
    12. If you crossed a snowman with a vampire would you get frostbite? (Contributed by Paul Benoit)
    13. Why is it that the people who complain about how cold it is in the winter are always the first to turn on the air conditioning in the summer? (Contributed by Petty Fan)
    14. Why do they blame all these cold winters on 'Global Warming'? (Contributed by T.C.)
    15. How can it be 'unseasonably cold' in winter? Isn't winter suppose to be cold? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    16. Why is snow white when it comes from a blue sky? (Contributed by beefstu)
    17. Why are trees covered with leaves in the summer, when it's hot, but in the winter, when it's freezing, they're bare? Shouldn't it be the other way around? (Contributed by starlight)
    18. About the guy who tells us that no two snowflakes are alike, did you ever wonder if perhaps these two melted before he could check them? (Contributed by Moose)
    19. Why is it that I can't catch a snow flake on my tongue but umpteen many in my ear? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    20. Does the ocean get snow? (Contributed by Brain Droppings)
    21. How come they call it a 'winter wonderland' when there's just a bunch of freezing snow and ice everywhere? (Contributed by Art Harden)
    22. The worst part about winter isn't the snow, or the cold, or the slippery roads, right? Sure they're all pretty bad but nothing can beat stepping in a puddle of cold water five seconds after taking off your boots, can it? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    23. Don't snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled? (Contributed by Dennis)
    24. Why do only the last 4 months of the year end in 'ber'? (Contributed by Randy)
    25. Why canít global warming extend into winter? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    26. Where is last year's snow? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    27. When Mother Nature gives us a mild winter, how long does it take for the natural gas companies to increase our heating bills to match their lost income? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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