[Gadzillion Banner]
Last Updated on 15-Nov-2017
Category: Travel

Topic: Other

[Previous Topic] | [Home Page] | [Next Topic]
Keyword Search for
Get a Free Search Engine for Your Web Site

    1. If a rocket goes up into space why do we do a count down? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If "R" is Reverse how come "D" is Forward? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do we lift a thumb to thumb a lift? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why don't men ask for Directions? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why do ambulances always have "ECNALUBMA" written on the hood? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why is it that no matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    8. Why can't women not use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading? (Contributed by Kouly)
    9. Why is it that truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    10. Do steam rollers really roll steam? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
    11. If you are travelling faster than the speed of light would you have a shadow? (Contributed by Don F.)
    12. What time is it on the MIR space station? (Contributed by Frank D.)
    13. Why do one way systems always go the opposite direction to where you want to go? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    14. Why do we deplane and deboat but never decar or detruck? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    15. Is a trailer pulled by a preceeder? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    16. Why do we consider outer space as being so far away? It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards. (Contributed by Sir Fred Hoyle)
    17. If a journey of a hundred miles starts with one step does a journey of fifty miles start with a half step? (Contributed by Bob)
    18. Don't you think that with all their security NASA would be able to keep all those rats mice and crickets from getting aboard the space shuttle? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    19. Once they invent faster-than-light travel will that mean that once you get to your destination you'll have to wait in the dark for awhile? (Contributed by Marc Beland)
    20. Why is it that truck drivers do not know how high their trailers are and manage to get stuck under bridges even with numerous low clearance warning signs? And why does this always seem to happen during rush hour? (Contributed by Tony Vance)
    21. Does travelling faster then warp 4.7 really cause pollution of the space-time continuum? Or are they just saying that so they don't have to fix the potholes? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    22. Do you think it's a coincidence that the Space Shuttle holds seven people the same number of people that were stranded on Gilligan's Island? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    23. Why is it when you're hungry for a doughnut it's always a left turn across heavy traffic? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    24. When little old ladies drive do they ever end up behind someone slower then themselves? (Contributed by The Cadman)
    25. How do you know when you're in the middle of nowhere? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    26. Which is the other side of the street? (Contributed by Stu)
    27. How come in cars and trucks, they only have a spare tire? Why not a spare everything? (Contributed by Neda)
    28. Why do people ask you how you found a certain place that you visited? If you go there by plane, don't they know that the pilot usually knows the way? And if you go there by car, don't the highway signs usually point the way quite clearly? (Contributed by Isa Kocher)
    29. Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
    30. Why is it that every road gang always gives the flagman job to the fat guy? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    31. Why do they call it a pick-up truck if you have to load it? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    32. Why do the people in front of you only walk slow when you're in a hurry? (Contributed by Steven)
    33. To identify some crash victims, they have to identify them by their dental records, right? But if they donít know who the victim is, how do they know who their dentist is? (Contributed by Paul Merton)
    34. The Earth is round, right? So where exactly are the four corners of the Earth? (Contributed by Mladen)
    35. Why is it that whenever you are late leaving the house, the phone rings right as you are walking out the door? (Contributed by Valerie)
    36. Exactly where is the road less traveled? (Contributed by Daniel)
    37. Why do girl's bikes have the dip in the front that makes them easy to get on, but boy's bikes have that bar across so they can really hurt their family jewels? Is this some form of male machismo masochism? (Contributed by Evaonne)
    38. Why don't ATVs have seatbelts like cars do? And why don't people have to have licenses to drive them? (Contributed by Evaonne)
    39. If you flag down a semi, does that make you a semi-conductor? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    40. How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? (Contributed by Steve)
    41. Would arthritis in your middle finger make it difficult for you to communicate with other drivers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    42. Where are all the lowways to go with our highways? (Contributed by Jason)
    43. Why donít pot holes ever fill up? Itís a hole, right? And if you had a hole that you needed to keep things out of, it always seems to fill up, doesnít it? (Contributed by Victor L. Dubť)
    44. How far east can you go before you're heading west? (Contributed by CT)
    45. Do monorail enthusiasts have a one track mind? (Contributed by Don F.)
    46. If there is a Sonic Boom when you break the sound barrier, is there any Light Boom when you break the speed of light? (Contributed by Fahnera)
If you have enjoyed thinking about these questions, please consider making a small donation to this website to help meet the increasing costs involved in maintaining it.
Thank you

[Previous Topic] | [Home Page] | [Next Topic]

Contributions are Welcome
Send to Don Fowler

Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada
Do you have a question that you would like to share? If so, then please submit it below. Thank you.

Contributed By:

Your Question:

Have a Nice Day!