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    1. If we have to turn the radio down when we are driving in order to look for an address how in heck do ambulances and fire engines ever find their destinations with that loud siren blaring away? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot yet anyone going faster than you is a maniac? (Contributed by Heather F.)
    3. Could the reason that most people do not use their turn signals to let the people behind them know of their intention to change lanes be due to the fact that they are afraid the people behind them are like themselves and would probably speed up and not let him change lanes? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do some drivers make many lane changes with no turn signal then get into a turn-only lane (where everyone knows they're turning) and use the turn signal? (Contributed by Malcolm R.)
    5. Why is it when someone pulls out in front of you they immediately turn into the next driveway or street? (Contributed by kapow03)
    6. Why do we say a car is traveling down the road? Isn't it really traveling on the road? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? (Contributed by Don F.)
    8. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address you turn down the volume on the radio? (Contributed by Don F.)
    9. Why during rush hour do most drivers use words that start with F? (Contributed by Matthew Kruk)
    10. Is the best way to be a leader with a large following just to obey the speed limit on a winding two lane road? (Contributed by Charles Farr)
    11. To save money if you are stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic should you turn your engine off and let the other cars push you? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    12. Isn't it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle and the next minute you're just driving real fast swerving back and forth across the road? (Contributed by Caroline)
    13. Why is there always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address? (Contributed by Asa)
    14. Do you still have to use your turn signal in a 'Turn Only' lane? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    15. Why do some people drive exclusively in the left lane? Why do they go exactly one mile an hour under the speed limit? Why do they inevitably end up parallel with a bunch of 18-wheelers in the right lane? And why are these convoys always in front of me? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
    16. Why does it take me 30 minutes to get to work in the mornings and an hour to get home at night? Shouldn't there be the same amount of people going home at night as there are going to work in the morning? Who are these extra people? Where are they coming from? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    17. Why is it that when a driver allows a pedestrian to cross the street, the pedestrian waves to thank the driver BEFORE entering the street? Wouldn't it make more sense for the pedestrian to wave thank you AFTER they have crossed the street safely? (Contributed by Brian Schlaegel)
    18. Why is it that your nose does not start to itch until you're in rush hour traffic? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    19. How come when you pull in front of someone, it's called 'merging', but when someone else does it, it's called 'cutting off'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. Why is it that people who don't know where they are going, always insist on driving in front of you? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    21. When you're in the center lane and the cars on your right pass you faster than the cars on your left, should you move to the right or left? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    22. Have you ever wondered why traffic planners never try fixing one street completely before they tear up another one? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    23. When did traffic accidents become a spectator sport? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    24. If emergency vehicles can drive on the wrong side of the road and speed through red lights with their sirens on, why do they signal before they make a turn? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    25. If the bearded lady gets into a car crash, is that a freak accident? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    26. If you drive a hearse with a corpse in the back, can you drive in the HOV lane? (Contributed by Kenneth)
    27. At one time it was thought that those drivers weaving all over the road were drunk, right? But now do you suppose theyíre just on the phone? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    28. Why is it that pedestrians no longer look both ways before crossing the street? Do they really trust drivers that much? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    29. Wonít the problem of people not looking to cross the street fix itself, if we leave it alone? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    30. Why do the walk signs only stay green long enough to allow the pedestrian to get to the middle of the street? Are these machines designed to wipe out all pedestrians? What about people using walkers and wheelchairs? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    31. Why is it that when you're sitting in traffic every lane is moving EXCEPT yours? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    32. Donít you find it amazing that the traffic light cameras can zoom into the detail of your car tag but when a surveillance camera shows a criminal robbing a bank or clothing store, the picture is horrible? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    33. Donít you just love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent someone from cutting in at the front of the line? (Contributed by Boredina)
    34. Wouldnít there be a lot less traffic if companies would move out to where the workers are? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    35. Isnít the fix to all our traffic problems really simple? Donít we just have to get rid of all the idiot drivers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    36. Why is it we always hear about traffic jams? What about traffic jellies? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    37. If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up? (Contributed by AK)
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