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    1. Why is it that when you pull into an empty parking lot the very next car parks right next to you? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why does it seem that the farther away from the entrance that you have to park the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    3. Why are the good parking places always on the other side of the street? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    4. If you can't drink and drive why do bars have parking lots? (Contributed by Jacob Snyder)
    5. Back when all cars were black Ford T's how did people find their car in a mall parking lot? (Contributed by Eldridge Scales)
    6. At the entrances to underground parking lots why do they hang those pieces of wood on chains that keep hitting our vehicles before we enter? And why do they let us know that the piece of wood is 2.2m long? Is this a math test? (Contributed by Ralphie R.)
    7. Why is it that whenever you see a parking space and you make a U-turn to get to it by the time you're there someone else has taken it? (Contributed by J.J.)
    8. Are pedestrians just those people who have found a place to park? (Contributed by J.J.)
    9. If the universe is constantly expanding how come I can't find a parking space? (Contributed by J.J.)
    10. Why is it that in the movies it is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting? (Contributed by Emma Grant)
    11. Why do people drive around a parking lot for 30 minutes or so just to get the 'best' space because it saves time? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    12. When you are trying to parallel park why do some people think the most effective strategy is to sit behind you blowing their horn rather than going around you? (Contributed by Jeffrey Hurwit)
    13. Shouldn't you always grab the first parking space you see? After all isn't it also the last parking space you see? (Contributed by Ben Popken)
    14. Why is it that when the hero of a movie arrives somewhere important there's always a parking spot right in front? (Contributed by Laurel)
    15. Has anyone ever actually parked their ample when such parking is available? (Contributed by mmcguckin)
    16. If you use two spaces in a paid parking lot shouldn't you have to pay for two spaces? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    17. If it's a circular driveway how do you get out? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    18. Why do physically capable people park in handicapped parking spots? Do they think the spot is saved for the mentally handicapped as well? (Contributed by Ed O'Neil)
    19. Why is it that people who park illegally turn on their hazard lights? Do they think it makes their car invisible? (Contributed by Hemail)
    20. Where are the 'expectant fathers' parking spaces? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    21. Have you noticed that after a good rain there are hundreds of worms on a big parking lot? Where did they come from? (Contributed by Diane Lembke)
    22. Ever notice that the further you are from your car, the harder the rain falls? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    23. Why do some people believe that the white lines in parking lots are supposed to line up with the center of the hood? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    24. Why is it that you never see a wheelchair parked in a wheelchair only stall in a parking lot? (Contributed by Don F.)
    25. How come there are no handicapped parking signs with FEMALES depicted in a wheelchair? (Contributed by Don F.)
    26. Why is it that when you park at a metered spot for 2 minutes, you will get a ticket, but if you plug the meter and park for 2 hours, you will never see the meter maid? (Contributed by Randy)
    27. Why do many public parking garages post the maximum height about 10 feet inside the door? Wouldn't it be a bit too late by then if your vehicle was too high? (Contributed by Randy)
    28. Don’t you know you are getting old when ‘getting lucky’ means you find your car in the parking lot? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    29. What’s with those signs in parking lots that read “Parking for Parents with Kids Only”? If they didn’t have any kids then they wouldn’t be parents, would they? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    30. Why are some permanent disability parking permits renewed every two years? What part of permanent does the government not understand? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    31. If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you? (Contributed by G.Q.)
    32. Why is it that gas stations get fined for gouging the customer, but parking lots don’t? Especially during concerts. (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    33. Why do parking meters exist? Isn't it more expensive for someone to drive around emptying the meters than if parking was free? (Contributed by BoB)
    34. Why do we struggle to find the closest parking place when we go to the mall, then spend three hours walking all over the place? (Contributed by King David)
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