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Topic: Busses

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    1. Why aren't there seat belts in buses and taxicabs? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why are school buses painted yellow? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why does the bus you were waiting for only show up the instant you light up a cigarette? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why is it that the amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    5. Why does the last rush­hour express bus to your neighborhood leave five minutes before you get off work? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    6. Why do School Buses have the sign "Stop When Red Lights Flashing" on the back of them? How do we expect the kids to learn proper english when they constantly see this abuse of the english language daily? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. In watching all the greyhound buses on the highway there seems to be a lot of people heading to a place called Charter. Just where is Charter? Any why do so many people want to go there? (Contributed by Dr. Science)
    8. When you see people who are running to catch their bus, why are they always laughing? Wouldn't you expect them to be a bit perturbed? (Contributed by Don F.)
    9. Why would the local transit company need an employee parking lot? Don't their employees ride the bus? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    10. While you're waiting at a bus stop, obviously for the bus, why do people come up to you and ask if the bus has come yet? Just what do they think you're standing there for? (Contributed by Maurizio Mariotti)
    11. How come buses run faster when you are chasing them than they do when you are in them? (Contributed by Herman)
    12. The song says 'the wheels on the bus go round and round', right? So what do the wheels on cars, trucks, and trains do? (Contributed by Gary Parnham)
    13. Have you ever looked into a bus driver's rear-view mirror to see him laughing as he pulls away from the curb before you get a chance to seat yourself? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    14. Why is it that the stinky people always sit next to you on a bus and the ones with dandruff sit in front of you and the mothers with monster children sit behind you? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    15. How come, when I am driving, there’s always a bus in front of me? But when I’m waiting for one, they never come? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    16. How does the bus driver get out of a bus? Don’t they have to push the lever to get it open? (Contributed by Ahmad)
    17. When metal bus tokens were first made, were they only worth tin cents? (Contributed by Joe)
    18. Isn’t “trolley” just a fancy word for “bus”? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    19. Why do busses have a sign that says ‘Do Not Pass On Right’? Does that mean we have to pass on the wrong side? (Contributed by Don F.)
    20. Do prison busses have emergency exits? And if so, why? Doesn’t that defeat their purpose? (Contributed by CT)
    21. Aren’t transit busses just vehicles that always go on the other side of the street and in the opposite direction? (Contributed by Don F.)
    22. Would plans by the Catholic church to bring its parishioners to services by bus be referred to as mass transit? (Contributed by Don F.)
    23. Who closes the school bus door after the school bus driver gets out? (Contributed by Ryoga)
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