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    1. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. What's the shortest route around an island? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? (Contributed by Alistair and Gordon Smith)
    4. Why do people in Ship mutinies always ask for better treatment? Surely they should ask for a pinball machine because with all that rocking around they'd get a heck of a lot of free games wouldn't they? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    5. Can you use a Polaroid Land Camera on a boat? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    6. If camels are called 'ships of the desert' why aren't tugboats called 'camels of the sea'? (Contributed by scola)
    7. Do submarines have anchors? (Contributed by scola)
    8. If a surface ship is controlled from a bridge does that mean that a submarine is controlled from a tunnel? (Contributed by J. Frank Notman)
    9. If two people invest in a boat, would it be a partner-ship? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    10. If a cruise ship 'runs aground', why do they have to pump the water out to keep it from sinking? If it's 'aground', where is it going to go? (Contributed by Jim Carlson)
    11. When crew members on submarines have submarine sandwiches for lunch, do you suppose they ever stop to notice the irony? (Contributed by Amanda)
    12. If we get floatation devices in airplanes, why don't we get parachutes on the ferry? (Contributed by John Smith)
    13. How do they get the Lil boat in the Bottle? (Contributed by Tom)
    14. Can a submarine sink? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    15. What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World were taken out of the water at the same time? (Contributed by CT)
    16. Is it true that you canít play cards on an ocean liner because the captain keeps standing on the deck? (Contributed by Will)
    17. If you replace every part of a boat, is it still the same boat? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    18. Is a sailboat still a sailboat with the sail off? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    19. What would happen if they had an accidental flood at a boat show? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. When someone asks people what three things they would take to a deserted island, why doesnít anyone ever say a BOAT? (Contributed by Anon)
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