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    1. If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home why not move 10 miles away? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why is it that eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above-average drivers? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do we look both ways when crossing a one way street? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Just before an impending accident why do passengers always yell out 'Hey is that a truck?' approximately one nanosecond before impact? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
    6. If you're driving down the highway and your signal light starts to flash should you turn into the ditch? (Contributed by Guy Desrosiers)
    7. In England driving on the left side of the road is driving on the right side. Doesn't this cause confusion? (Contributed by Oliver Smith)
    8. Is the best way to avoid a traffic accident be to stay at home? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    9. We are informed that to contribute to safer driving we should always drive with our hands at the ten o'clock and two o'clock positions on the steering wheel. Now that daylight saving is again in effect does this mean that we must now drive until Fall with our hands at the eleven o'clock and three o'clock positions on the steering wheel? (Contributed by Bill Hawver)
    10. Isn't it amazing what a safe and cautious driver you suddenly become the moment you realize you left your driver's license at home? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    11. Could the reason that there's now a higher percentage of seat belt users be the fact that the non-users are slowly being killed off? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    12. Why do we tell people to go ahead and backup? Which way do we really want them to go? Forward or backward? (Contributed by Jeff Culbert)
    13. Why is it that people who say they are fatalists always look both ways before crossing the street? (Contributed by Earl Stewart)
    14. When you're on a one way street should you stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass? (Contributed by Ben Popken)
    15. Why is a person who crosses a street recklessly called a 'jaywalker'? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    16. Why are the results of accidents described as 'badly damaged' when in fact they are quite well damaged? (Contributed by Tim Main)
    17. Why is it that it is always the cars whose colour blends in with the road that never turn their headlights on in dark rainy weather? Are they pretending to be stealth cars? Or do they just want to see how close they can come to getting in an accident? (Contributed by Lee Thayer)
    18. Don't you think that the one thing that unites all human beings regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background is that deep down inside we all believe that we are each above average drivers? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    19. Why are stupid people allowed to drive? And how on Earth did they ever pass the driver's exam? (Contributed by kapow03)
    20. If a car doesn't have that 'Child On Board' sign does that mean we can go ahead and hit it? (Contributed by Liz)
    21. Why is it that the people who keep a gun at home for safety are usually the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt? (Contributed by Brain Droppings)
    22. Why is it that no matter where you move to the world's worst drivers always seem to follow you? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    23. Is it possible to drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    24. Would your car tires wear more if you were driving in the direction of the Earth's rotation, or in the opposite direction? (Contributed by Sugen Shin)
    25. Wreckless driving - wouldn't you think that would be a good thing? (Contributed by Chris Sampson)
    26. If you're driving a 35 ton truck, do you really need a whole lot of manners? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    27. Why is it that all the semi drivers who cut me off or pull out in front of me, never seem to have that 'Hows my driving' telephone number on the back of their trucks? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    28. Why are those small 'Slow Moving Vehicle' signs required by law on massive vehicles that couldn't possibly go fast in the first place? (Contributed by Mark Bakke)
    29. Isn't it the scariest thing knowing that we have all of those people out there driving who can't even figure out where to put their decal on their license plate? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    30. Why isn't Harvey Firestone rolling over in his grave any more? Is he already shredded? (Contributed by John Foster)
    31. How come no one else knows how to drive properly? (Contributed by Stefanie Peel)
    32. Is the reason why we shouldn't drink and drive, the fact that we might go over a speed bump and spill some? (Contributed by Faren V.)
    33. Why is it okay to drink sodas when we are driving, but not beer? (Contributed by Valerie)
    34. You are driving in the left lane, no one is in the centre lane, and there is a car in the right lane driving equal to you and at the same speed. You both want to merge into the centre lane at the same time. How do you do it? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    35. Could two mini-coopers have a MAJOR accident? (Contributed by Nicole Malach)
    36. Will my own built in saddle bags interfere with the side mount air bags in case of a collision? (Contributed by Judy)
    37. Why is it that the drivers who speed up to run a yellow or red light are the same ones who will sit and stare at a green light for 30 seconds before moving? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    38. Could the reason that we should drive carefully be the fact that it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    39. If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck, and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop, who has the right of way? (Contributed by C.T.)
    40. If sleep alleviates irritability and road rage, why can't you sleep at the wheel? (Contributed by Judy S.)
    41. Wouldn't the best way to stop tailgaters be to buy bumper stickers with bigger words? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    42. Where do tires go when they retire? (Contributed by Don F.)
    43. How come we never hear about drunk drivers running into other drunk drivers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    44. If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident? (Contributed by Chuck)
    45. Why is it called road rage when it's not the road that's mad? (Contributed by J. Bland)
    46. Should someone drunk with power be driving? (Contributed by J. Bland)
    47. Isn't the most dangerous part of a car, the nut that holds the steering wheel? (Contributed by Joe Moore)
    48. Is it a testosterone thing not to turn on windshield wipers in the pouring rain? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    49. Does anyone else think that road rage should be legal one month out of the year? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    50. Would people still speed if it were legalized? (Contributed by Valerie)
    51. Regular naps prevent old age, right? What about if you take them while driving? (Contributed by Urbanest)
    52. Why don't automakers make cars out of the same metal they use to make "the black box" you look for after an air disaster? (Contributed by Tiffany H.)
    53. If your car is involved in an accident, does it have an auto-body experience? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    54. Drivers are safe when the roads are dry, right? But arenít the roads safer when the drivers are dry? (Contributed by Thom)
    55. Isnít it better to be patient on the road, than a patient in the hospital? (Contributed by Thom)
    56. Shouldnít you always drive so that your license will expire before you do? (Contributed by Thom)
    57. When you step on the brakes, is your life in your foot's hands? (Contributed by King David)
    58. If your car is unreliable should you keep in the right lane just in case it quits? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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