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1. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why do women always open their mouth when they put on mascara? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why don't we get goosebumps on our faces? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. What does your tongue taste like? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. How does one actually zip their lip? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. Have you ever noticed that the shadow of a human head looks like a missing piece of a jig-saw puzzle? Is this a coincidence? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces? (Contributed by Don F.)
9. When we say our mind wanders. Where does it go? (Contributed by Don F.)
10. If you are open-minded would your brains fall out? (Contributed by dcb)
11. Why does your mind instantly go blank when you enter a grocery store without a list? (Contributed by Trisha)
12. Why do people say 'watch your head' when there is no possible way that you can do that? (Contributed by Don F.)
13. What purpose do freckles serve? (Contributed by Laura S.)
14. Is a good example of afterthought trying to close your mouth after you've stuck your foot in it? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
15. If you do tongue twisters how do you untwist your tongue? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
16. Is your conscience that small inner voice that doesn't speak your language? (Contributed by Dark Shadow)
17. If your mind is a steel trap just what do you catch with it? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
18. If you are OK when you are in your right mind are you crazy if you are in your left mind? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
19. Shouldn't taste buds on a woman's tongue be called budettes? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
20. Should anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist have their head examined? (Contributed by Goldwyn)
21. Do pimples have minds of their own? If not then why is it that when you kill one of them they come back with reinforcements? (Contributed by Vina Ornedo Phils)
22. If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth would you use the nails on your toes? (Contributed by Barking Spider)
23. What exactly is that voice in our head? (Contributed by DreaminMC)
24. Why would someone invent make-up in the first place? (Contributed by Pete)
25. Can you face a problem if the problem is your face? (Contributed by Vincent Dublado)
26. Isn't it nice that wrinkles don't hurt? (Contributed by LdyChrista)
27. Can you imagine how funny people would look if they really put their money where their mouth is? (Contributed by Pat Walter)
28. Do humans really use only 10% of their brains? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
29. Have you noticed that people only expose their brains whenever they open their mouth? (Contributed by Vito)
30. When they say you have a mind like an ink blotter, does that mean you soak it all in backwards? (Contributed by Vernon Balbert)
31. Do people who keep stiff upper lips find it hard to smile? (Contributed by Judith Guest)
32. Why is it called makeup? And what exactly is it making up for? (Contributed by Steven D.)
33. Is it true that lipstick has fish scales in it? (Contributed by Rachel S.)
34. When you brainwash someone, how do you know if their brain was actually dirty? And if it was, why didn't they wash it themselves? (Contributed by Rachel S.)
35. Do bald people have 'bad head' days? (Contributed by Mervyn)
36. How come there isn't a special name for that trough between your lips and your nose? (Contributed by Nabby)
37. Why do people squinch up their faces when they eat something sour? (Contributed by Lachessis)
38. Do the people who have the pierced lower lip, leak when they drink a Coke? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
39. Why do we 'rack our brain' for an answer to something? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
40. Why didn't somebody warn me that I shouldn't shave my mustache off after a summer in the sun? Now I look like the 'Got Milk?' commercial. (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
41. Did you know that human beings only use 20% of their brain? Can you imagine what it would be like if we used the other 60%? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
42. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? (Contributed by FOL)
43. How come the way teflon works with eggs is not the same way your brain works with ideas? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
44. Why do women wear makeup? Do they think that they really need to disguise themselves? (Contributed by Roger B.)
45. How does a thinking cap help you? Does the brain think better when it is warm? (Contributed by Janis G.)
46. If a person shouldn't beat their head against the wall, where should they beat it? How about a window pane? (Contributed by Janis G.)
47. If you smacked someone in their chops, would they still be able to use chop-sticks? (Contributed by Janis G.)
48. How come although the tongue weighs very little, very few people are able to hold it? (Contributed by Cerberus)
49. Why do women have to wear lipstick, and not men? (Contributed by Claire B.)
50. Can bald men get lice? (Contributed by C.T.)
51. If a word really is on the tip of your tongue, why can't you just stick it out and have somebody read it to you? (Contributed by Melissa)
52. Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? (Contributed by G.Q.)
53. If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, and the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then does that mean only left handed people are in there right mind? (Contributed by Weston H.)
54. Why is it when your sleeping it’s called drool but when your awake its called spit? (Contributed by Ralphie)
55. Why do our taste buds want us to be fat? (Contributed by Ralphie)
56. Can we surgically remove that part of our brain that plays the same snippet of music over and over and over? (Contributed by Ralphie)
57. Can bald people have hairline fractures? (Contributed by C.T.)

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