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    1. When you buy a low mileage used car, do you ever wonder if the previous owner only drove it back and forth to the repair shop? (Contributed by Fred Thomas)
    2. Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why is it that the first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do we notice the keys in the ignition only the second the car door is slammed shut? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light what happens when you turn on the headlights? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. What is it about being inside vehicles which entices people to probe the darkest regions of their nostrils? Do these people believe all cars come with one-way glass? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
    8. Why does the person driving always get to choose the radio station? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
    9. If according to your bumper sticker 'Your other car is a Porsche' why are you driving that piece of junk that you've got the sticker on? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    10. They say that into every life some rain must fall but why is it always when our car windows are down? (Contributed by Dogbert)
    11. Shouldn't car dealers issue a coathanger with a new set of car keys for the inevitable? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    12. Where does the Tire Tread go? (Contributed by MyFairLade)
    13. Why are cars called cars? (Contributed by Sandi Benefield)
    14. Why is the car always out of gas when we're in a hurry? (Contributed by Juneisy)
    15. When you're buying a used car shouldn't you punch all the buttons on the radio? After all if all the stations are rock and roll then isn't there a good chance that the transmission will be shot? (Contributed by Larry Lujack)
    16. Why do people in a convertible with the top down have air fresheners hanging from their rear-view mirrors? Just how powerful do they think those things are anyway? (Contributed by Don F.)
    17. Isn't the main difference between pickup trucks and sport-utility vehicles the fact that pickup owners admit theirs are trucks? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    18. If a car turns into a driveway can you drive on it? (Contributed by Hugh J.)
    19. Remember the little 2 door compact car called the 'Yugo'? If they made a 4 door model would they call it a 'Wego'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. Will the 2000 model Volkswagen Beetle be called the Y2K Bug? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
    21. Next time you lose your car keys, why not induce a near death experience so you can see where you put them when your life flashes before your eyes? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
    22. Why is it that my new car costs more than my house did? (Contributed by CrownPC)
    23. Is it right to pay for a car that costs $35,000.00 when the manufacturer is too cheap to throw in a pair of $3.99 mud flaps? (Contributed by CrownPC)
    24. Why is it that when you buy a car, you always find a better one that you like a few days later? (Contributed by Donnie Huang)
    25. Why do they call them STANDARD options when you have to pay extra for them? (Contributed by OhYesUAre)
    26. Why is it that it's only in a downpour that your locked car seems to be at odds with your key? (Contributed by Jack Craig)
    27. Do cars driven late at night burn midnight oil? (Contributed by BadPuns.com)
    28. Are used cars cheaper than pre-owned cars? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    29. Doesn't the journey of a thousand miles always begin with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire? (Contributed by Bruce)
    30. Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? (Contributed by T.M.)
    31. If you take a tractor and a trailer and put them together, you get a semi, right? So where's the other half? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    32. Why do most imports come from other countries? (Contributed by Gerhard)
    33. Is the person who puts a dent in a Hummer called a Humdinger? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    34. Why do they charge us more money for a car with a hole in the top? (Contributed by Jason L.)
    35. Why is it that the people who put multiple bumper stickers on their cars always mount them crooked? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    36. Shouldn’t people who drive Hummers learn the words? (Contributed by Pat F.)
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