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Category: Travel

Topic: Airports

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    1. Why is it that the first piece of luggage out of the chute at the airport never belongs to anyone ever? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why do we have to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank when we are the only person in line? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do airlines call flights nonstop? Won't they all stop eventually? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do we say to get on the plane when we're actually getting in it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why is it that when the plane you are on is late the plane you want to transfer to is on time? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    6. Why do we always wonder why we didn't take the bus just after passing through the point of no return at the airport? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Does your security rating have to be higher than your IQ to work in McDonalds at the airport? (Contributed by Oliver Smith)
    8. How come there are never any flights leaving from Gate No. 1 at any terminal in the world? (Contributed by LaughNet)
    9. Why is it that whenever you're running late for a flight it will always be departing from the farthest gate at the terminal? (Contributed by LaughNet)
    10. If God had really intended man to fly wouldn't he have made it easier to get to the airport? (Contributed by Winters)
    11. How come they don't give Air Miles for the lengthy distances travelled while circling the airports waiting to land? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    12. Why are all the signs in Amsterdam's Schippol Airport in English? (Contributed by Trevor White)
    13. Shouldn't you always pack your ugliest clothes when you travel by air? That way if you pick up the wrong bag at the airport you'll be trading up wouldn't you? (Contributed by Craig Goralski)
    14. If there are so many people that are afraid of flying then why do they call the place the planes take off from a 'terminal'? (Contributed by Cayce Phalen)
    15. How come no flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    16. Is it considered a 'terminal illness' if you get sick at the airport? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    17. Why do the security people ask you if they can wand you? Surely you are not going to say no, right? (Contributed by Marlis)
    18. Why do check-in staff at airports always ask you if anybody has put anything in your luggage without your knowledge? How would you know? (Contributed by ASHM)
    19. Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work? (Contributed by Carl)
    20. How much carry-on luggage is permitted to a flying fish? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
    21. Why is it that when your plane arrives at the airport, it is the stewardess that's been with you on the flight that welcomes you to your destination? Why doesn't someone from your destination come onto the plane to welcome you instead? Wouldn’t that make more sense? (Contributed by Vaiden)
    22. Why is it that the distance to the gate at the airport increases with decreasing time to departure? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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