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    1. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. In hockey why do goalies wear skates? They never go anywhere! (Contributed by Bill F.)
    3. How can an NHL player get suspended merely for calling an opponent a bad name when he'd only get a five-minute penalty for using his fists to savagely beat the same poor guy into unconsciousness? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
    4. Why aren't the Toronto Maple Leafs NHL hockey team called the Maple Leaves? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    5. Why is it that during televised hockey games the dirtiest words in the English language are the easiest to lip-read? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
    6. Do Zamboni drivers pay more for automobile insurance since they always seem to be driving in icy conditions? (Contributed by Paul P.)
    7. Who came up with the bright idea of putting a blade down the middle of their shoe to move over ice? And who on Earth decided to make it part of a sport where you chase around a piece of hard rubber? And why on Earth did anybody go along with this idea anyway? (Contributed by David)
    8. Why do hockey goalies become hockey goalies? They have to be a few clowns short of a circus don't they? I mean they throw themselves in front of a piece of hard rubber flying at them at 100-110 mph. What's with that? (Contributed by David)
    9. If we follow the adage, 'an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth', wouldn't we all end up looking like hockey players? (Contributed by Jim Rosenberg)
    10. Why is scoring three goals called a 'hat trick' in hockey? (Contributed by A.L.)
    11. If having soft hands is supposed to be what's required to be a good hockey player then why do they cover them up with hard hockey gloves? (Contributed by Don F.)
    12. How come whenever they show clips of hard hockey body checks on TV, we always know that a picture of Don Cherry will soon follow? (Contributed by Don F.)
    13. If lawyers chase ambulances, do dentists chase hockey players? (Contributed by Todd Thomas)
    14. Who is the person that has to clean up all the spit in hockey penalty boxes? And do they get paid extra for doing so? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    15. What happens if they run out of room to engrave names onto the Stanley Cup? Do they make a new one? (Contributed by Valerie)
    16. Why do people call it 'NHL Hockey'? Aren't they really saying 'National Hockey League Hockey'? Is that necessary? Do they have NHL Football? (Contributed by Laurel)
    17. When will the New Jersey Devils get new jerseys? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    18. Why not make hockey more interesting and use a white puck? (Contributed by SportsFan)
    19. When Mike Modano gets a concussion, does he see Stars? (Contributed by SportsFan)
    20. Are there any lyrics to the Hockey Night In Canada theme song? (Contributed by Don F.)
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