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1. If you find a four-leaf clover, doesn't that just mean that you have entirely too much time on your hands? (Contributed by Crabby Road)
2. Why does it seem that after all is said and done a lot more is said than is done? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why is it that as soon as you're doing what you wanted to be doing you want to be doing something else? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why is it that when its time to relax you don't have time for it? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why does it always seem to take longer coming back than it does to get there? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why does it take less time to do something right then it does to explain why you did something wrong? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. If you had the time isn't everywhere within walking distance? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. Does killing time harm eternity? (Contributed by Don F.)
9. Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you 'There's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play? (Contributed by Don F.)
10. If I save time when do I get it back? (Contributed by Don F.)
11. When you travel west you gain an hour every time you cross a time zone. If you traveled far enough and fast enough would you travel back in time? (Contributed by Don F.)
12. When we wake up at 5:00 AM we say we got up Early but when we go to bed at the same time we say we went to bed Late. Which is it? (Contributed by Don F.)
13. When all is said and done do we cease to exist? (Contributed by Don F.)
14. If you spend your day doing nothing how do you know when you're done? (Contributed by Don F.)
15. If you had time for everything what would you do when you were done? (Contributed by Don F.)
16. Why do people say they'll be back in a few minutes and then come back two hours later? (Contributed by Don F.)
17. Why does everything seem to take longer than we think? (Contributed by Joel)
18. Why can't a lecture on time travel be held yesterday? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
19. How can you tell what time you went to sleep? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
20. If you were in a time machine and you shoved your elbow out of the window would it turn into a fossil? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
21. How long does it take to kill time? After you kill time why does it always come back? If it comes back are you really killing it? (Contributed by Sergey Vaynshteyn)
22. How can you burn time? (Contributed by Jonathan Arena)
23. If you don't have the time to do a job right the first time when will you ever find the time to do it over? (Contributed by Mina)
24. Is to KILL time to MURDER opportunity? (Contributed by Andrew Valentine)
25. Aren't rhetorical questions a waste of time? (Contributed by Jay)
26. How does time fly? And where does it go? (Contributed by Don F.)
27. When receiving a phone call from someone from another continent why is it that they always seem to call late at night? Why don't they ever call when its late at night their time? (Contributed by Don F.)
28. If you have a lot of time on your hands what do you get it off with? And if you save enough time can you exchange it for something more useful later? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
29. Don't you think that if God had wanted most of us to see the sunrise he would have scheduled it later in the day? (Contributed by Steve B.)
30. Doesn't your high school or college reunions prove that things don't improve with age? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
31. Isn't the best way to kill time by working it to death? (Contributed by George Perkins)
32. Why do they say that time is the best teacher? Doesn't it kill all its students? (Contributed by Robert Biggs)
33. Did you ever think that while you're killing time, time is returning the favor? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
34. Why do the eight hours we sleep pass so quickly but the eight hours we work drag on forever? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
35. If you keep going West you go back to an hour earlier, so how come eventually you come to a new day instead of going back another hour? (Contributed by David T.)
36. Isn't now the most interesting time of all? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
37. Isn't it better to not put off tomorrow what you can do today? If you enjoy it today then you can do it again tomorrow, right? (Contributed by James Michener)
38. Do vampires observe daylight savings time? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
39. Why do we keep hearing about people who work longer hours? Aren't they all still 60 minutes long? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
40. Wouldn't the nicest thing about meditation be that it makes doing nothing seem quite respectable? (Contributed by Paul Dean)
41. Is it possible to lose your 15 minutes of fame during the change to Daylight Saving Time? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
42. Isn't the key not spending time, but in investing it? (Contributed by Stephen Covey)
43. Are you really better off due to daylight saving time if it takes you an hour to change all your clocks? (Contributed by Don F.)
44. If you're doing nothing, aren't you doing something? (Contributed by Jeff and Susan)
45. When is the exact time something happens? Aren't all exact times a little off? (Contributed by Janis G.)
46. If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back in time, would the parts you use disappear because they didn't exist then? (Contributed by T.M.)
47. Do people who work at Random House have any set schedule? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
48. Shouldn't we enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones? (Contributed by Seneca)
49. Time may tell, but do you think it would tell more if we listened better? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
50. If life has passed me by, how come I'm still alive? (Contributed by BARF)
51. Exactly how does one 'burn daylight'? (Contributed by Rob)
52. If daylight saving time saves such huge amounts of energy, why don't we stay with it all year? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
53. If the Earth suddenly changed directions, would that mean we could sleep in late for work? (Contributed by Doel N.)
54. Is there any better time than right now to be happy? (Contributed by Steve)
55. What if you don't have time for time management courses? (Contributed by SportsFan)
56. There is never time to do it right, but isn’t there always time to do it over? (Contributed by Carl W. Buechner)
57. Why do we dwell in the past, when the past is merely a thought? (Contributed by bboy)
58. If time flies when you are having fun, what does it do when you are bored? Take a bus? (Contributed by King David)
59. Why does pain build character but fun is simply a frivolous waste of time? (Contributed by L.B.)

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