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1. If we have a belly button and we can zip(per) our lips why can't we velcro our ears? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
2. Can you use "ear wax" to wax your car? (Contributed by Tooner)
3. Is the reason we have two ears and only one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak? (Contributed by Epictetus)
4. How can we know what we think before we hear what we say? (Contributed by Theodor Nickel)
5. Why can we hear ourselves think but not other people? (Contributed by Pete)
6. Why do some stores offer the service 'Ears pierced free while you wait'? Where else are you going to go? (Contributed by Lynn S.)
7. Why are hearing aids advertised on radio? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. Why do they advertise hearing-aids on TV when the person who needs them can't hear what they're saying? (Contributed by Seth)
9. The following announcement was heard over the public address system at an airport, 'Could the person who lost their hearing aids please come to the Air Canada ticket window'. Since the person needed hearing aids, we can assume they can't hear without them, so just how did they expect them to hear the announcement? (Contributed by Eric Tallman)
10. Do you think they record those hearing-aid infomercials at a really low volume? (Contributed by John Gephant)
11. Did God give us two ears because listening is so difficult? And only one mouth because talking isn't? (Contributed by Pat F.)
12. Is there any greater loan than a sympathetic ear? (Contributed by Frank Tyger)
13. What is it about an ear that is so attractive to a mosquito? (Contributed by Matthew Wilson)
14. There are many sounds that the human ear can't detect, right? So, do our brains emit sounds when we think? (Contributed by Don F.)
15. Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? (Contributed by Dennis)

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