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    1. Why is it that you can surf the Internet until 4:30am and not feel tired but if you try to study past 10:00pm you fall asleep? (Contributed by Vanaraks)
    2. Isn't stress when you wake up screaming and you realize that you haven't fallen asleep yet? (Contributed by Adam van den Hoven)
    3. Why do people wake you up to ask if you're asleep? (Contributed by Tooner)
    4. Why is man the only animal that goes to sleep when they're not sleepy and gets up when they are sleepy? (Contributed by Dave Gneiser)
    5. Why is it that people who say they slept like a baby usually don't have one? (Contributed by Kristen)
    6. Why is the amount of sleep needed by the average person always ten minutes more? (Contributed by J. Olson)
    7. Why is it that when people have a good sleep, they say that they slept like a baby? Don't babies wake up every other hour to cry or to be fed? (Contributed by Patty Novelli)
    8. How do insomniacs know they're having trouble sleeping? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    9. Wouldn't the best cure for insomnia be to get a lot of sleep? (Contributed by Don F.)
    10. Why do people ask us if we had a good sleep? Is it possible to make mistakes while we sleep? (Contributed by Don F.)
    11. Why do some people say that they've slept like a log? Logs never wake up do they? (Contributed by Pat Walter)
    12. Just how did the letter 'Z' come to symbolize sleep any ways? Why couldn't they use a 'B'? Or possibly an 'H'? (Contributed by Krystal)
    13. Why is it always the one who snores that falls asleep first? (Contributed by B. Fellow)
    14. Can you ever get tired of sleeping? (Contributed by oalami)
    15. In space do astronauts toss and turn in their sleep? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    16. If nightly sleep regenerates us, why do we look so bad when we first get up in the morning? (Contributed by Sam Walton)
    17. Would a nun who sleepwalks be called a roamin Catholic? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    18. How is it that we can stay up until 3:00 am with relative ease, but if we try to wake up at 6:00 am after a full nights rest, it's torture? (Contributed by Bob Donlan)
    19. Is it true that you'll never get tired if you rest a lot in advance? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    20. If we need a wake up call to smell the roses, when we're awake, what do we need when we're asleep? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    21. How come it is only when we are awake that we realize that we were once sleeping? (Contributed by Kermit)
    22. How come there isn't a better way to start a day other than waking up every morning? (Contributed by Jase)
    23. Is it true that in order to harmonize with the Earth's magnetic field, you must sleep in a north-south direction? (Contributed by Physics Teacher)
    24. How come the snoring never wakes up the snorer? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    25. How come we can't be awake so we can appreciate just how good sleep is? (Contributed by Matthew)
    26. Can you sleep forever without being in a coma? (Contributed by C.T.)
    27. If sleep rejuvenates, how come the more you get, the more tired you become? (Contributed by Judy S.)
    28. Why do we call someone a sound sleeper when they don't make any noise? (Contributed by Mladen Ryhard)
    29. How come when you wake up, you usually hate getting out of bed, but once you are, you canít wait to get the day started? (Contributed by Maltait)
    30. Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Which one comes first? (Contributed by C.T.)
    31. Does the Michelin Man ever get tired? (Contributed by Pete)
    32. Donít you wish that you could totally take back all those times that you didnít want to nap when you were younger? (Contributed by Michael)
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