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    1. If a martial artist stuck their hands in their pockets could they be arrested for carrying a concealed weapon? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. How can you have an activity break? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do you always drop your X-Acto knife onto your foot when you put a new blade in it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. In Bridge why is it always the partner's fault? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    5. How do you throw away a boomerang? (Contributed by Eldridge Scales)
    6. If we're thinking of not doing something because we'll hate ourselves in the morning why don't we just plan on sleeping till noon? (Contributed by J.J.)
    7. What was the first parachutist thinking when he jumped out of the plane? And do you think he really jumped on his own accord? (Contributed by Oliver Smith)
    8. Is a broken boomerang simply a stick? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    9. How come rodeos never have cow riding events for women? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    10. At the 10-pin bowling lanes how come all the balls with the large finger holes are all coloured hot pink? And why do all the large men's shoes have pink laces? (Contributed by Ryoga)
    11. Is the real reason it's called a foul line in bowling because that's the place where all the foul language is heard? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    12. At the 10-pin bowling lanes they have signs posted that tell us not to loft the balls. Considering that the weight of these balls make lifting them a chore just how do they expect anybody to loft them? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    13. Shouldn't skydiving really be called Ground diving since you dive toward the ground and not up towards the sky? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    14. If you can't hear a pin drop is there something wrong with your bowling? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    15. Why do some people think it's fun to have nothing to do? Wouldn't it be a lot more fun to have lots to do and then not doing it? (Contributed by Mary Wilson Little)
    16. If your Yoga teacher doesn't like you would it put you in a difficult position? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    17. Why during tractor pulls do they never pull tractors? (Contributed by A. Jenkins)
    18. Why do sky-divers wear helmets? Do they really think they will do any good? (Contributed by Jamie Winsor)
    19. In campgrounds why do they have those signs that read 'No Loitering Around Campsites'? What does this mean? Isn't that what camping is all about? (Contributed by Tempo B.)
    20. If half-trained lawyers are called paralegals and half-trained medics are called paramedics what does that say about parachutists? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    21. How come when we go for a walk we never bring one home? And if we did where would we keep it? Would you tell someone who was about to take a walk 'Take one of mine I have plenty'? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    22. When a skier breaks his leg why does he always seem to exclaim with such surprise that he was just on his 'LAST RUN'? (Contributed by Tim Ronan)
    23. Isn't skiing just for people who can't break their legs around the house? (Contributed by Crabby Road)
    24. Why should we pay outrageous prices for ski trips when we can just stick our faces in the freezer and fall down on the kitchen floor? (Contributed by Crabby Road)
    25. If the Martial Arts student hasn't yet earned the right to a belt, can they wear suspenders? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    26. Do you think whoever invented bungee jumping watched a lot of Road Runner cartoons? (Contributed by Nick Arnette)
    27. Did you ever notice that the older a person gets, the better athlete they were? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    28. If you're going to try cross-country skiing, wouldn't it be advisable to start with a small country? (Contributed by Mozseynalong)
    29. Isn't a hobby something you go goofy over in order to keep from going nuts over things in general? (Contributed by Ran Dumparapet)
    30. What do professional golfers and fishermen do when they retire? (Contributed by Don F.)
    31. At a nude Bowling Alley, would they still have to wear bowling shoes? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    32. How come the guy who invented the hammock isn't considered the greatest person to ever live? (Contributed by Art Harden)
    33. How do skateboarders keep their pants up? And don't those pants which are tangled around their legs, hinder their agility? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    34. If you play chess by mail, do you have to tape the pieces to the board so they won't move? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    35. In what order would you apply moisturizer, sunscreen, bug spray, and makeup? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    36. Isn't camping just nature's way of promoting the motel business? (Contributed by Steve)
    37. Can you buy a chess set in a pawnshop without getting rooked? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    38. If you have two 50% off coupons for the waterpark, does the first coupon give you half off the admission and the second coupon half off the remainder, so you get in for 25% of the admission? Or does the first coupon give you half off the admission and the second coupon gives you the other half off, so you get in for free? (Contributed by Mladen Ryhard)
    39. If a karate blackbelt went into the army, would he kill himself saluting? (Contributed by AEBF)
    40. How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? (Contributed by Ahmad)
    41. Why do boomerangs return when you throw them? (Contributed by Everyday Mysteries)
    42. What's with all these Elvis impersonators? Has anyone ever considered that perhaps Elvis was trying to impersonate someone else? And has anyone tried to find out who that may have been? (Contributed by Don F.)
    43. When the first chess tournament was held, did the winner receive a check? (Contributed by Joe)
    44. Do todayís kids build tree condos? (Contributed by Sammie)
    45. You do not need a parachute to skydive, right? Donít you only need a parachute to skydive twice? (Contributed by I.E.)
    46. Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? (Contributed by CT)
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