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Last Updated on 15-Nov-2017
Category: Recreation

Topic: Jogging

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    1. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Do joggers with pump-up trainers have to carry spares? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    3. Why do people get up take a shower and then go jogging? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    4. If a person thinks marathons are superior to sprints is that considered racism? (Contributed by oalami)
    5. Isn't the trouble with jogging the fact that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back? (Contributed by Franklin Jones)
    6. Why are there so many magazines about running when the only thing involved is the rapid placement of one foot ahead of the other? (Contributed by Bill Hawver)
    7. If you jogged backward would you gain weight? (Contributed by Dark Shadow)
    8. Does anyone ever get their third wind? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    9. Why do joggers jog in traffic when just 2 feet away there is a perfectly good sidewalk? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    10. If sidewalks were meant for joggers wouldn't they be called 'sidejogs'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    11. How come you never see a jogger that actually looks like they're enjoying it? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
    12. They say that some runners experience a runner's high from the release of endorphins in the brain in response to the pain the body endures. If this is so then why aren't any of them smiling? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
    13. If your friend challenged you to a foot race would you rather come in 'Second' or 'Next-to-last'? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    14. Wouldn't marathons be a lot more interesting if after the race started, hungry wild animals were released onto the course? Tigers would be fun, wouldn't they? (Contributed by R.M. Weiner)
    15. So how many joggers do you think showed up at the Y to sign up for the 2K they've heard so much about? (Contributed by George Kiseda, LA Times)
    16. Why is it that when we go for a walk, we are always looking for shortcuts? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of the walk? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
    17. Isn't the only possible reason for taking up jogging be so you'd be able to hear heavy breathing again? (Contributed by Mozseynalong)
    18. What's the difference between last and dead last? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    19. Why is it that you can walk DOWN a road, even if it goes uphill? (Contributed by T.M.)
    20. If jogging is supposed to be so much fun, how come you never see joggers smiling? (Contributed by J.R.)
    21. Do walkers and joggers turn down their iPods when they are looking for an address? (Contributed by Don F.)
    22. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their iPod? (Contributed by Kevin Hoffman)
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