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1. What part of a person's physical appearance is considered "pretty ugly"? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why do we sometimes say we swallowed down the wrong throat? Do we have an extra one? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Did Adam and Eve have navels? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why is it that when we choke on some food we say it went down our Sunday Throat? Is it not the same one we use the rest of the week? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. If you are a procrastinator would you get your birth mark when you were born? (Contributed by Bman)
6. Why doesn't your stomach digest itself? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
7. Why do men have nipples? (Contributed by Susan Robitaille)
8. Don't you think that Beauty is only a light switch away? (Contributed by Perkins L.)
9. If God had meant for us to take showers wouldn't he have put our armpits on top of our shoulders? (Contributed by Roger Ness)
10. Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if people had tails? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
11. If breathing is automatic how come the instant you think of your breathing it stops and you have to breath manually? (Contributed by Gregory Lam)
12. Why do we say listen to our hearts when our hearts don't talk? (Contributed by Miriah Schaefer)
13. Have you ever wondered what you look like with a blindfold on? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
14. Were belly buttons made to hold salad dressing for when you eat celery in bed? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
15. Why is it that you can feel someone looking at you? (Contributed by Living Goddess)
16. The DOH Food and Drug Branch tell us that by the time we are 70 years old we will have shed 40 pounds of dead skin. Did they have someone actually measure this? And how much of our tax dollars were used to determine this? (Contributed by Candy)
17. Do gas bubbles in short people have an option on point of exit? And do tall people suffer longer? And what about the really tall people. Do they absorb it? Do the thin anorexic people appear normal while on the verge of exploding to the point of disintegration? (Contributed by Julia & Marcelo Bedetti)
18. If you don't have time for a bath couldn't you just wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off? (Contributed by Ms Kitty)
19. Isn't the most painful place to be kicked in the ego? (Contributed by Steven Hanov)
20. If we humans are made of 97 percent water why doesn't any of it spill out when we bend over? And why don't people hit high and low tide with the phases of the moon? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
21. If you're born again do you have two bellybuttons? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
22. How come you can't tickle yourself? (Contributed by Aaron A.)
23. If guys have an adam's apple, how come girls don't have an eve's plum? (Contributed by Nabby)
24. How come when you get a sunburn, your skin turns red? Isn't the sun yellow? (Contributed by tlc)
25. If we use our brain to remember it, why do we say we know it by heart? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
26. How come your bottom is in the middle? (Contributed by Jeff S.)
27. If blood is red, why do veins look blue? (Contributed by 5 Star Info)
28. If we have hair under our armpits, shouldn't we wash them with shampoo rather than soup? Could they market 'Head, Pits & Shoulders' shampoo? (Contributed by Dj Dreamshade)
29. What's with this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep? Isn't that deep enough? What do you want? An adorable pancreas? (Contributed by Jean Kerr)
30. Is half of your large intestine a semicolon? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
31. We've all known people who are left handed, right? But do you know anyone who is left behind? (Contributed by Tom Sims)
32. Why doesn't flatulence appear as a white puff (or puffs as the case may be) in cold weather, like your breath does? (Contributed by Derrell Taylor)
33. There are many blood types, right? You know, A, B, AB, and O. If you could combine both A and B blood to make AB blood, why does no one have BO blood? (Contributed by Robin)
34. Was the first body piercing some sort of horrible accident that started a trend? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
35. If beauty is only skin deep, then no one is truly a beautiful person on the inside, right? So does that mean that deep down, we're all nasty people? (Contributed by Christopher B.)
36. Doesn't a chip on the shoulder indicate that there is wood higher up? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
37. When we choke, why do we say we swallowed funny? (Contributed by Valerie)
38. Most body hair only grows to a certain length, then stops, right? So how does it know when it's been shaven and needs to start growing again? (Contributed by Anonymous Dude)
39. If humans had tails, would we wag them when we are happy? (Contributed by Marlis)
40. How come men don't care what they look like? (Contributed by Valerie)
41. Why do we call it the 'funny bone' when it hurts really bad when you bang it? (Contributed by Valerie)
42. What do they call the uvula in other languages? You know, the hangie-thingie in the back of your mouth. (Contributed by Janis G.)
43. If you have a frog in your throat, does that mean you are going to croak? (Contributed by Janis G.)
44. Why do people always tell me that my eyes are bigger than my stomach? How do they know how big my stomach is? (Contributed by Don F.)
45. It was reported that a person was shot in the fracas. What part of the human anatomy is the fracas? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
46. Why is it that when we have the weight of the world on our shoulders, we have to get it off our chests? (Contributed by T.M.)
47. Where exactly is your heart when it is not in the right place? (Contributed by Steve Bailey)
48. Normal body temperature averages at 98.6 degrees, right? So why is it when the temperature is 98 degrees outside, we feel stiflingly hot? Shouldn't we just feel equalized? (Contributed by Pie Lady)
49. Why can't broken hearts kill us, when broken ribs can? (Contributed by Andee)
50. Can I get rid of my non-vital organs? (Contributed by Ralphie)
51. If you wear your heart on your sleeve, where do you display other bodily parts? (Contributed by O.C.)

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