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    1. Have you ever noticed that all you need to grow healthy vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Instead of talking to your plants if you yelled at them would they still grow but only to be troubled and insecure? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. If flowers don't talk back to you are they mums? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
    5. How can you tell when a plant is really dead? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. They say that every man reaps what he sows. Why does this not apply to the amateur gardener? (Contributed by Dean M.)
    7. Yeah sure the grass is always greener on the other side but doesn't it still have to be mowed? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
    8. Is gardening just another way for God to place man on his knees? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
    9. Why is it that no matter how much manure you put on the plant it still tastes like a strawberry? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    10. OK who's the jokester who planted all those dandelions in my yard this year? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    11. If April Showers bring May Flowers what do May Flowers bring? Pilgrims? (Contributed by Kelley)
    12. Why are violets blue and not violet? (Contributed by Mike Dahl)
    13. How do sunflowers know which way to face on a cloudy day? (Contributed by Michael Potoski)
    14. Do you think all the other flowers make fun of Pansies? (Contributed by Tom Sims)
    15. If you talk to your plants, does that mean you can speak a fern language? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
    16. How come my plants do better when I DON'T talk to them? (Contributed by Ben Popken)
    17. Does poison ivy climb a tree clockwise or counter-clockwise? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    18. We all know that a rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but really, who wants a dozen crapweeds? (Contributed by yomomma)
    19. Shouldn't you teach your toddler the difference between real and artificial plants BEFORE you teach them to water the plants? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. Do gardens planted in circles or spirals have an advantage over gardens planted in rows? (Contributed by Jerry Jordison)
    21. How big is a garden before it is a farm? (Contributed by Joe Howard)
    22. Why do we have to coax our plants and vegetables to grow to a healthy maturity but weeds do it all by themselves? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    23. IS the grass always greener in the neighbour's garden? And if it is or isn't, what does that mean? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    24. If the grass is always greener on the other side, wouldn't that mean that when you got to the other side, the original side would be greener? (Contributed by Austin R.)
    25. If you give your wife an inch, she'll take a yard, right? But if you give her a yard, won't she make you mow it? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    26. Don't you find it odd that the hardiest flowers are called pansies? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    27. If you cut all of the roses off a rosebush, has it been 'deflowered'? (Contributed by Starr and Neo)
    28. Would the grass be greener on the other side if there was a drought? (Contributed by Liz)
    29. Having a green thumb doesn't necessarily mean you are a good gardener, does it? Couldn’t it just mean that you are a lousy painter? (Contributed by W.W.)
    30. What is the largest flower in the world? (Contributed by Everyday Mysteries)
    31. Once cut, is it really a wildflower? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    32. Are my plants dying just to make me feel guilty for not talking to them? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    33. Does it help plastic plants if you talk phony to them? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    34. Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? (Contributed by C.T.)
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