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1. If you held a fist long enough would your fingernails grow through the back of your hand? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If knees were backwards what would chairs look like? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. What happens to your fist when you open your hand? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. What happens to your lap when you stand up? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Did you know that most people have more than the average number of legs? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. What is the sound of one hand clapping? (Contributed by Don F.)
9. Why do fingers and toes wrinkle in the bath but not the rest of our body? (Contributed by Catherine Billark)
10. Why is it that you can never tan the palms of your hands or the soles of your feet? (Contributed by Kenneth Mack)
11. Why don't all your finger nails grow at the same speed? (Contributed by Kenneth Mack)
12. Tell the truth now. Just how many times have you noticed somebody's thumb and said to yourself 'Wow that must really be sore'? (Contributed by Buffy's friend)
13. Was your shin designed to find furniture in the dark? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
14. If blood flows down one leg does it flow up the other? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
15. Who named a toe nail a toe nail? Why? (Contributed by Joes Friend)
16. Why do bare feet magnetize sharp objects so that they always point upward from the floor? Especially in the dark. (Contributed by Jason Q)
17. If left-handed people are called southpaws why aren't right-handed people called northpaws? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
18. Why is it that all the fingers have a name (thumb; index; middle; ring; and pinky) but for toes it's only big toe and little toe? What are the other three called? (Contributed by scola)
19. Why do toes and fingers have nails and not screws? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
20. If baby steps are really small are senior citizen steps really big? (Contributed by Booty)
21. Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail? (Contributed by Barking Spider)
22. Why is it that the telephone rings right after you've just painted your nails? (Contributed by Amanda)
23. What's wrong with a left hand man? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
24. If your stronger hand started strangling your neck how would you respond? (Contributed by Goldstein)
25. As a 'natural' antiperspirant they recommend that you use baking soda. While it may keep you dry wouldn't your armpits rise everytime you got hot? (Contributed by Ha!)
26. Why do they say that you've got to put elbow grease on something? Can you buy it somewhere? (Contributed by Pat Walter)
27. What's so funny about the funny bone? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
28. Why are fingernails and toenails called fingernails and toenails when they don't even look like nails? (Contributed by Paula Pence)
29. Does a person who is 'all thumbs' need a hand? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
30. If you bequeath your hands to the Palm Readers' Library will they also want your appendix? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
31. Why do we clap our hands to show approval? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
32. Should we file our finger and toe nails or throw them away like everybody else? (Contributed by Seth)
33. How did people trim their toenails before the invention of tools with sharp metal edges? (Contributed by Marilyn Vos Savant)
34. If you've stuck your foot in your mouth, have you bitten off more than you can chew? (Contributed by starlight)
35. Isn't the sound of one hand clapping 'woosh'? (Contributed by Sarah Doull)
36. Why is it considered attractive for women to have long nails? (Contributed by Katie S.)
37. When you start closing your hand, how do you know when it stopped being an open hand and started being a fist? And when you start opening your fist, how do you know when it stops being one? (Contributed by Rodrigo)
38. Why do people ask us what hand we write with? Don't they know that it's best to use a pen? (Contributed by ignagpur)
39. Why weren't we born with another arm and hand attached to our backs? Just think of the things we couold do. And we could call them right hand, left hand, and back hand, couldn't we? (Contributed by Janis G.)
40. If elbows are for bending the arm and for leaning on, why is it then considered rude to put your elbows on the table while eating? (Contributed by Janis G.)
41. Do sore thumbs really stick out? (Contributed by T.M.)
42. Who is the person that came up with the name pinky to describe the smallest finger and toe? (Contributed by Chelsea Butler)
43. Why do all cartoon characters have four fingers? Aren't they supposed to have five? (Contributed by cHRiSTiNa)
44. If you put both feet in your mouth at the same time, would you have a leg to stand on? (Contributed by Pat F.)
45. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? (Contributed by Dennis)
46. If you were to chop off your left hand, wouldn't your right hand be left? (Contributed by Robert Whitaker-Sirignano)
47. Why is it when you hit your knee you get a reflex, but when you kit your elbow, it hurts? (Contributed by DEJ)
48. If the prefix 'ped' means foot and pedestrian means one who walks, then what do you call someone with no feet? (Contributed by Christine Packnick)
49. How do you know which foot is the best one to put forward? (Contributed by J. Bland)
50. Why do your finger prints stay the same when the rest of your body doesn't? (Contributed by Luna)
51. Did you know that your kneecaps are the exact size of your eye sockets? (Contributed by Adrea M.)
52. Why do we have hair on our toes? (Contributed by A.B.)
53. How many ankles do we have? Two or four? (Contributed by Ralphie)
54. If you walk on your hands, are your wrists still your wrists, or are they now ankles? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
55. If I remove my prosthetic leg and beat you with it, is that hitting or kicking? (Contributed by Ralphie)
56. Why is it that my toenails are so much thicker than my fingernails? Wouldn't you think it should be the other way around, since we don't really use our toenails for much? (Contributed by Evaonne)
57. If humans didn’t have thumbs, would the typewriter have been invented earlier? (Contributed by Wendell Tipton)

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